Lego Stephen Hawking

I am Lego Stephen Hawking. I am a genius. Obviously a joke account. Ran by someone who thinks Stephen Hawking should be awarded the OM.

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

I have joined Tinder
Behold my profile
I will not be able to beat the birds away with a shitty stick
I am a genius

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

I'm doing my bit for #SportRelief
I am Lego Stephen Hawking
My pole vaulting skills are legion

#YoloBitches

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

The driver of this car was not disabled.
They parked in a disabled bay.
So I shat on their bonnet.
I am Lego Hawking

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

Just sneaked over to Piers Morgan's house and cut his hedge.
He is a dick.
I am a genius.
I am Lego Stephen Hawking.

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

His policies defy reason
His hair defies science
And I will expose him as the bitch he is
I am Lego Stephen Hawking

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

I bumped into that bitch from One Direction last night.

I do not like him, but enjoyed the company of his groupies.

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

Here's a picture of me twerking with my bitch, Robin Thicke. He can't resist a bit of Lego Action

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

Please buy my new single on iTunes. I am Lego "Shakira" Hawking and my hips don't lie. Bitches.

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Delighted to announce I've replaced that bitch Ashley Cole at Roma

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The gym is my church. More burn more bitches.

I am Lego Stephen Hawking. You will never be.

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@welshbigguy @nuts_official Which pic did they use? I hope it was the one of my lego cock!!!

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#ff @Carallelogram9

Follow and RT......

.....Or Risk my wrath. Bitches

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I'm looking forward to making my #UFC debut tomorrow.

I am Lego "The Last Emperor" Hawking

#NobodyBeatsMe

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I have utilised the technology that emerged in the making of the Hadron Collider. To fashion myself a huge lego cock

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I have chalked up another great victory.

I am Lego Stephen Hawking

#ILF

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Run out of dog shit to post through strangers letterboxes? Simply use cat shit instead. You'll need more but it'll still get the job done.

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#ff @Carallelogram9 for making my already massive ego swell further and RTing almost everything I do.

We in the lego world salute you.

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Lego Brian Cox suggested I take up Deep Sea fishing to help my anger issues.

This is shit. He is a dick. He must die

[Lego Stephen Hawking @legohawking]

Say hello to my little friend. Bitches.

I am Lego Stephen Hawking

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I have just finished filming a movie with @JosieBaik

It is an erotic lego masterpiece.

I am Lego Stephen Hawking