Jared Woods 🐀

Views are not my own and they 100% correspond with my place of employment. The Gospel of Christ is on Amazon now!

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✝️ There's more to Jesus' story than the church ever told you.

Drawing from 250 ancient texts, this book reveals his hidden life and the forgotten layers of his message.

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@BarclaysUKHelp hi, I'm in Nigeria, paid for hotel with an international transfer. It hasn't come through yet and they are threatening to kick me out. I can't seem to get hold of an agent, the app bot can't help, my Barclays browser login keeps timing out. Please help!

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Last night, I stumbled upon STACKS of child abuse content on X. Reported as many as I could until my soul felt like it had eroded out of my body. Checked my report status this morning, AND THOSE ACCOUNTS ARE STILL UP. Idk, this might be the final straw for me and this platform.

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Finally, I will be announcing the title of my next book in this week’s Dear Dairy newsletter. Sign up, it’s free.

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The Gospel of Christ: The Complete Life and Teachings of Jesus #book by Jared Woods @LegoTrip
Reconstructed from Biblical and Non-Biblical Scripture, in Simple English
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@ClaimRespo40140 Nobody falling for your scam.

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@EGYPTAIR I am trying to request a vegetarian meal for my flight, but no online option is available. Could you please help?

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The world is a beautiful place, and we must not allow the news to take that from us.

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Do I have any really rich friends?
Big ask, but I super want to visit the oldest synagogue in the world (El Ghriba in Tunisia), but I simply cannot afford it.
The trip probably costs £500 in total.
If you sponsor it, I'll say how magnificent you are in the travel reel.
Please?

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@flysaa Thanks! But where is it? Nobody is updating me on how or when I will receive it.

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Hey @flysaa you lost my bag from Jhb to Windhoek today. This has realy put strain on what was supposed to be a relaxing holiday. How can I follow up on what is happening here?

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@FightVideosFV The dude is poorer than you, just give the bracelet back and move on.
Kurt Caz is a racist. I have travelled to every city he has and am appalled by how he manipulates his footage to make the world look oh-so scary. Dude needs to go back to South Africa and sit tf down.

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@CustomerSu35045 You’re a scam account. Try harder.

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My loudest Islamic friends are calling for the end of a genocide.
My loudest Christian friends are calling for the end of immigration and refugees.
The irony of which group sounds more Christlike.

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@JenniferThepro I remember a lot about South Africa. That’s my home country. What exactly do you remember about South Africa?

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Gently calling upon that Nyaminyami energy to heal my hangover and inspire another day of theological writing. Lake Kariba.

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There might be an alien novel to write in Zimbabwe, idk.

#AuthorLife #zimbabwe #harare

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Armed with two cans of mosquito spray and a handful of malaria meds, I am excited that my big African mythology travel study kicks off tomorrow! Zimbabwe up first! Shona vibes, baby!

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@ModdingSam @itsmoonhead This shall forever remain your legacy.

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Just finished reading Fingerprints of the Gods by Graham Hancock

Scholars push back on Hancock for good reason, but taken exclusively as a theory, he makes some mindblowing proposals and builds onto the case that SOMETHING doesn't add up.

Full review: https://t.co/UnHPgl5V93