Fort

Executive Athlete. Techno-Industrialist.

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Flying economy is gay.

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Old people annoy me.

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Port Harcourt is substandard.

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Fort Energies. No SDL.

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@Osaivbie8 You sef stop dey yarn dodoyo yarns.

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2015 man. We fucked up!

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BREAKING: Adire Fabric To Replace Khaki As New NYSC Uniform.

~ Minister of Youth Development, Ayodele Olawande confirms

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Why do Nigerian bankers act very desperate to open an account: “oh send me your documents and sign your signature on a piece of paper.” Why the fuck will I do that?

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@KellyAgbai @lemekeosborn1 @ChuksEricE You are a bastard.

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@masurge7 Fuck you @PastorEAAdeboye

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Odd days - omnivore
Even days - carnivore.

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Not having money is gay.

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9-5 is gay.

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JULY 1. 75 KG. 40 VO2MAX.

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@ManCity @grok is this some big bullshit?

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@phspecials This guy no even rate him clients.

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I once naively tweeted that nothing can replace google search…how wrong was I!

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H2

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@WhiteHouse wtf 😂

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I only want trust fund baddies.

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hey aiki, coming soon.