Umar

Ze rah-e sakhtī o ranj, be owj-e setāregān.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

I remember once I was driving with my Dada (RIP) sitting on the front seat in Islamabad. We stopped at a traffic light on Jinnah Avenue & a car pulled up next to us. The guy inside was a senior I knew from my school days. So there was a customary wave & nod from both sides. (1)

[Umar @legwaliboti]

You’re not a chai person unless you still crave for it in the middle of June.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

Being unselfish is the real curse no one told you about.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

It’s amazing how ppl keep viewing emotionally disturbing content & hitting the 👍 button. It’s all just routine now. Subconsciously scrolling, not feeling, just reacting. Mankind is so screwed.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

Self-declared atheist, Javed Akhtar, commented that he would rather go to hell than Pakistan.

Bro, you probably will.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

Your phone getting more reps than weights.

[𝗛𝗲𝗿𝗺𝗲𝗱 @stoiccpath]

How to lose aura at the gym?

[Umar @legwaliboti]

I like ppl who are bilawajeh happy.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

@faizannriaz @Rimshach189 Unless we get paid.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

Mutton pulao incoming..

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Ppl buying premium animals with haram ki kamai & saying Alhumdulilah.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

‘Becoming a World Leader for Dummies’

Step 1: Level up the psycho in you.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

Overheard an elite saying ‘halaat itne bure nai hain, malls are overflowing with ppl..’

Literally the country’s 0.2% commenting on the country’s 5%.

Delulu assh*les.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

@CMShehbaz

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@Sofia50020Sofia Testosterone

[Umar @legwaliboti]

@iqrarulhassan I hope you know opposition bashing will get you nowhere. Create your own identity. Focus on a vision ppl can believe in.

[Cinematic Eye 📽 @CinematicEye_]

How did Christopher Nolan hide a camera in front of mirror ?

[Umar @legwaliboti]

@DVSGains Steroid pumped physiques create impossible baselines.

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The talent in this country is insane.

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@faizannriaz The sad part is these idiots still think we’re idiots.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

Tasavur, khawab, darwaze, dariche..
Koi aana chahe, tou raste hain.

[Umar @legwaliboti]

Forever in a love hate relationship with burning’s cheesecake.