Laurie Hansen

I peaked in high school.

[helen qu'elle heure @uberjnet]

I gotta level with you man, I'd be fucking thrilled if a bunch of ghosts came by and told me how to fix my shit in a single night

[ChiefsJayhawksRoyals @CJR16255]

Travis Kelce showing up to the Chiefs first practice after the bye week:

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

My Roman Empire is the girl with the ribbon around her neck and if you untie it her head falls off

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

hey sorry i overreacted, i always do that whenever anything happens

[Sophia Benoit @1followernodad]

“Maybe he lived somehow.”— me when a character is very very obviously dead

[ESPN @espn]

Fairleigh Dickinson head coach Tobin Anderson called his shot and did not miss 😤 @FDUKnightsMBB

[ESPN @espn]

THAT. JUST. HAPPENED!

Fairleigh Dickinson shocks Purdue to become just the second 16-seed to ever win a men's tourney game 😱

[Laurie Hansen @lehansen24]

okay how do I become an NFL team watergirl?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[10,000 Takes @10k_Takes]

Oh my god 💀 #skol https://t.co/4aLBpAsMYT

[Laurie Hansen @lehansen24]

@CaKeWiLL_ @CollinsworthPFF @TroyAikman I kinda like @TroyAikman tho… #daddy

[depression @raccoonmum]

HOW. IS ALICENT NOT UNDER ARREST???? HOW IS SHE STILL BREATHING RHAENYRA’S AIR?? SHE KNIFED THE HEIR TO THEE IRON THRONE, HER STEP DAUGHTER BY MARRIAGE, THE KING’S DAUGHTER. IN FRONT OF SO MANY WITNESSES? NAUR I’M BEATING SOMEONES ASS MYSELF

#HouseOfTheDragon

[Laurie Hansen @lehansen24]

Jesse Ventura is looking rough #MondayNightFootball #VikingsFootball

[Dana Wessel @DanaWessel]

You just know this dude is rolling in Kohl's Cash.

[Harry Hill @veryharryhill]

Is there gonna be an estate sale

[Laurie Hansen @lehansen24]

@CaKeWiLL_ you’re just asking to be put on a watch list with tweets like this

[Laurie Hansen @lehansen24]

kevin just did a u-turn in canal park to say hi to @MavrikJoos, then failed to introduce me because he was so nervous to talk to him. So: Hi Mav, I’m Laurie! 😂