Simmo 🍺🇦🇺

Love the Hawks, both the Hawthorn and Boronia varieties. Beer enthusiast. Dad joke extraordinaire.

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

@kanyewest Get off the glass bbq mate. Holy fuck.

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@jakepaul @jakeshieldsajj @jakepaul Just tell him you're scared and be done with it.

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@Eastern_FNL 3 minutes into the 4th. 1 point in it. Bal 39 - E. R'wood 38

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

@HawthornFC a lazy 6 snags for @GretaBodey today. #AFLW

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

@SkolBeardCo the wife topped me up nicely for Father's Day!

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

@DaveNaylor84 @HawthornFC Don't be one of those crusty old dudes, mate. Young blokes having a genuine crack at, and enjoying their footy isn't a bad thing.

They're celebrating, not being arrogant. I think it's great for the game. We had our haters in 2007-2016 as well. Success brings hate.

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

Good night @CollingwoodFC
#AFLHawksPies

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@benross21_ @TheMatildas How god damned good!!!

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

STRAYA!!! 💚💛💚💛
#FIFAWomensWorldCup2023

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

@Thomo_Grant Rule of the bump is to protect the head which Blanck did. Players are still allowed to bump.
If Daicos went out there when he was less than 100% fit, then it's on him.

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@piersmorgan So are the Canadians.

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@TheBarmyArmy @EnglandNetball This aged well.

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@matty_k @lehmo23 @TheBarmyArmy Or have them apply to England as well as the rest of the world.

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

@Motorsport Purple. It brings the V12s back.

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@MervHughes332 @lehmo23
How to cricket according to #England
#Ashes2023 #hypocrites #UrnRetained

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

FUCK OFF RAIN!!
#Ashes2023

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@Buddy_Franklin thank you for some of the most exciting footy I've ever seen.
My son will never forget the day he met you. He's now becoming a good footballer in his own right.
Congratulations on one of the very best careers in AFL history.

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@lehmo23

[Simmo 🍺🇦🇺 @lehmans81]

@RobertH35053921 @piersmorgan - The dog turd doesn't cry because of it's own shit weather
- People would avoid stepping on a dog turd given the chance
- The dog turd isn't a hypocrite wanker
- The dog turd is worth the time to scrape off a foot path
- The dog turd knows more about cricket

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@MervHughes332 @piersmorgan
#Ashes23 #UrnRetained #SuckItUp