soooo, i might have done a *smidge* of kung fu during a #cosplay panel at the one & only @Comic_Con@SD_Comic_Con with also the one & only @SifuMimiChan (martial arts model for #mulan) π #NBD https://t.co/UfRCVfqzmG
i've been procrastinating paying this one bill cos it's $1801, but when i finally went to pay it, it was actually $1081 (quite a difference, haha)! the only time i'm glad for my eyes getting old & decrepit π€£π
WHYYYY is it every time i am going to be on camera or videotaped, my face blows up?!? not eczema this time, but my seborrheic dermatitis *shakes fist at sky* π€π€
commiserating with my elder millennial client about how gen z has no qualms about drinking out the mini bar, while we won't even touch a bottle in case there's a sensor in there telling the hotel staff we moved it π€£π
i haven't sold anything on ebay in years & they've changed the policy where they want to pay directly into your bank account, BUT at the same time, take out fees...who knows when & how much?! yeah, thanks but no thanks. #whathappenedtojustusingpaypal
i drove around the block twice looking for parking to go to whole foods down in boston at the ink block & saw on starting the 3rd pass that they had a parking lot! can you imagine?! in the heart of that busy part of boston, a FREE parking lot?! π²π
*OF COURSE* right smack dab in the middle of this time frame is when my family is coming to visit & i have to go to & from the airport ππ‘ππ‘π
swapped out having my at-home TV background noise of project runway reruns to walking dead reruns. we'll see how long this takes before i decide this was a baaaad idea π
in honor of #fathersday, here's my best dad joke.
sunday was a sad day, but the day before was...
...a sadder day.
thank you. i'll see myself out now π€£π€£
is it rude to be kinda offended when someone from high school says you look "exactly the same"? i know it's a compliment, but i really want to say...aw hell naw, my makeup is SO MUCH better NOW π€£π€£
ever drop your phone & when your kung fu reflexes take over & you automatically go to grab it, you go too fast & instead end up iron palming it even harder onto the floor? no? just me?! π π€£
me: you haven't left for your conference yet??π€
MDH: it starts at 1:00. i'll be there by lunch. π
me: what kind of all-day conference starts at 1? π€¨
MDH: well, they have to feed us first. π
me: πππ