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[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

@cutiieepie6 Happy Pride! Proud of those who unapologetically love who they love despite those who hate them 🏳️‍🌈

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

@MrBeast Instead of donating $12M yourself you convinced the working class to donate it and took the credit 💀 ‘Evil’ just gives a sociopath like yourself the unearned delusions of grandeur you crave. A better word would be ‘exploitative.’

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

In hindsight we should have seen the resurgence of fascism coming since art deco found its way back the last few years.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

https://t.co/XOd5ZeY1j3

@elonmusk 😘

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

@elonmusk is a fascist hedge fund child who couldn’t do half the work I do with twice the amount of time to do it. @realDonaldTrump is a puppet with Musks hand up his ass.

[Team AOC @TeamAOC]

Do not let them trick you into thinking we are enemies.

Do not let them trick you into thinking that we can be separated into rural and urban, Black and white and Latino.

We are one.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

Musks support for AfD is really in fascion this season.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

Doesn’t matter if you can pay your way into a pseudo cabinet position, all you need to know in order to scare every living CEO boils down to a few bullet points.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Shouldn’t the American people be getting getting their money’s worth?

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

I don’t believe in ghosts. I’m haunted by real life.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

Roosevelt did it better. 0/5 do not recommend.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

The directly unconstitutional Executive Immunity ruling of SCOTUS begs the question:

How can separation of powers be upheld, via Article II Section 4 impeachment, if the President has absolute immunity in criminal proceedings?

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

If “Kafkaesque” gives bleak energy, then how come in Kafka’s ‘The Metamorphosis’ bro at least got to call out sick from work? I wake up a giant vermin everyday, and yet this capitalist dystopia expects me to clock in on time regardless.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

I keep having to describe Portland as what would happen if you put Seattle through a copy machine. It really clicks with these people from across the nation.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

I should not stay in Hostels. I woke up in the middle of the night yelling "FROM NOW ON" which made sense in my bad dream but not to the other people in the other bunks shitting themselves awake probably.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

You’re in her DMs, I’m straight up not having a good time 👆🏽😎👆🏽

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

Get out of my dreams, and into my ads.

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

@jonathansfrakes Therapist: Santa Frakes isn’t real, he can’t hurt you.
Me: thanks it helps to-
Therapist: *growing a beard* it’s false. We created it. Pure fiction.
Me: *whispering* no
Therapist: *holds up tiny tree* No ho ho ho way

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

Everyone acts like their brain functions differently, but you and I both know you can’t even spell narutovirgint 😌

[leif tjaden @leiftjaden]

@myspacetom would you just make a MySpace app already? We’re all sick of Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg, and China. We brought back Blink182 so don’t think you’re safe, buddy.