☠︎︎ 𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔞⁷ ☠︎︎

𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑐𝑎𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑚𝑒 𝑎 𝖘𝖎𝖓𝖓𝖊𝖗 ?

[☠︎︎ 𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔞⁷ ☠︎︎ @leighaaerith]

christmas was a dream ☃️

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Two masked people climbed to the spire of the Empire State Building to make out and get engaged.

They unfurled a banner that reads: “When the power of love beats the love of power the world knows peace.” They have since been arrested.

[maggie! ☻ @BARANAVITCH]

i don't use a period tracker i just wait until i feel like michael robinavitch and then i know for sure she's on her way

[anna ✮ @loserelf]

unfortunately i am not a cutesy girl gamer i will tell you to kill yourself

[Fox News @FoxNews]

BREAKING: Former FedEx driver Tanner Horner, who pleaded guilty to capital murder and aggravated kidnapping in the death of 7-year-old Athena Strand, has been sentenced to death.

[isa @tomswrren]

met a friend who hates physical touch and this is how we greeted each other

[iza @izamamaa]

I feel bad for anyone who never got to experience the pure chaos and joy of being a One Direction fan during that era.

[Jynxzi @jynxzi]

1st place in $100k Chess Tournament 🥇

Giving away $20,000 to 10 people who like & RT ❤️

[BIGHIT MUSIC @BIGHIT_MUSIC]

BTS (방탄소년단) <SWIM> Official MV
(https://t.co/10GSF7lXMS)

#BTS #방탄소년단 #BTS_ARIRANG
#BTS_SWIM #KEEPSWIMMING

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

It’s terrifying that so many of you morons fell for the most obvious con artist pedophile in human history tbh

But not shocking when you realize over half the country reads below a 6th grade level

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

My job has this cool thing, where if you do your job very well, you get to do other people’s jobs too.

[𝓛𝓿 @levirelates]

When I've been watching videos in the bathroom for over 2 hours and suddenly remember I'm at work

[☠︎︎ 𝔩𝔢𝔦𝔤𝔥𝔞⁷ ☠︎︎ @leighaaerith]

when he takes me to chili's 🥴

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

Girls what makes you pull out this expression?

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Being 26 is weird because you feel like you're 21, till you meet someone whose 21 and realize how much 5 years can do to you

[taylor🏡 @fuckinonone]

the kids don’t know about nevershoutnever anymore

[nicole 𖦹 ☼⋆｡˚⋆ฺ ∞ @coochiecrying]

boyfriends will rlly convince you that you have the fattest ass ever and i fw it

[Negi💸 @NM5WRLD]

It takes a special kind of person to live 15 minutes away from work and be late everyday.

[𝐉✰𝐙𝐋𝐘𝐍 @jazlynfaiithh]

to say “the dancing is disgusting, especially for young children” when you’re a pedophile is quite interesting.

[Overwatch Cavalry @OWCavalry]

New #Overwatch x Sanrio Skin: Hello Kitty Juno ❤️

💖 Join Hello Kitty & Friends on February 10!