ambulance turned up. police follow. dipped over garden fence. facebook chatterbox flooded with my face an story. lad outside co op tries to detain me. put him in walls of jerricho. fled scene. sirens in distance. bag in pocket. setting up camp in local woods. feel like shit. sick
Good scrap that!
I should literally be on right now, Fucking gutted. I’ll be back next year and I will be the @CageWarriors bantamweight champion #cagewarriors132
Tesco delivery driver arrives.
I put my barking dog in another room.
Him: What dog is it?
Me: A chocolate lab.
Him: Will she run out the front door?
Me: No. She’ll just get in the way.
Him: I don’t mind her being in the way.
Me: Would you like to see the dog?
Him: Yes please.
I’m sorting out stuff I need to put in storage. Here’s a pre-camera script from Bottom I’ve rediscovered, with my Dad’s highlighted expected SFX requirements. Best stage direction I’ve read in ages.