Leila Bicos

I like piña coladas but getting caught in the rain is a huge pain in the ass

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Have you ever been so drunk that you play strip poker with a sandwich?

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Perpetually hungry or bored... never sure which 🤷‍♀️

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

When you’re too old to understand internet slang and too stupid to understand the system of checks and balances 🤦‍♀️

[Former Congressman Matt Gaetz @FmrRepMattGaetz]

Impeachment is the zenith of cancel culture.

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Planning my outfit to wear to the doctor like it’s friggin NYE #QuarantineLife #pantyhose #fashion #MaskUp

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

I wonder if @MittRomney would think coronavirus relief was a ‘necessary’ expense if it were his family waiting in line at food banks? If GOP Congress members continue to not do their jobs they might lose them like the rest of us. #covidrelief #weneedhelp

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Based off of how our respective governments have dealt with the pandemic I am only interested in dating Canadians from here on out. I’ll get a good job and make the money you provide the universal healthcare and stimulus checks.

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Happier than a kid with bubbles #BidenHarris2020 #Election2020 #Election2020results #MadameVicePresidentHarris

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Is 10:38 am too early to start making dinner? It feels like 17 o clock on the 48th of November #Election2020

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

We’ve reached the level of pandemic where even I have finally downloaded tik tok #tiktok #pandemic #quarantinelife

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

@BetteMidler is a goddamn national treasure. I could retweet but it’s all gold.

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Trump blames Obamagate the way millennials blame the moon. At least the moon is real #whatisobamagate #lockdown #factsmatter

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

No this is not an article from ⁦@TheOnion⁩ because even they couldn’t have come up with something this ridiculous #InjectDisinfectant #pleasedont #COVID19 #DontDrinkBleach https://t.co/aRRgwcotNJ

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Have run out of sweatpants... please send help #QuarantineDiaries #COVID19 #lockdown

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

65 degrees in January... I’m not complaining, but I am concerned #globalwarmingisreal #springfever

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Keep your politics out of my fucking uterus. Men legislating women’s bodies in any way is awful but this new legislation is so misinformed and backwards it boggles the mind. We must act: https://t.co/CfzClLjVQv #StopTheBans @ppact

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Just got peed on by a pitbull in my new shoes... pretty much a metaphor for my life. EDIT: I don’t blame the pitbull I blame the allure of my new suede shoes #pitbull #NewYorkCity #happythanksgivng

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

Remember when Twitter was writing jokes and what you were hungry for? Yeah. That was fun...

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

I have no words. But clearly, because I am a woman, no one is listening anyway #StopKanavaugh #IBelieveSurvivors #saddayforusa

[Leila Bicos @leilabicos]

@soulpancake Feel the way white men do #StopKavanaughNow