Leilac

detective with a dream

[lui @lum4ll0fr3]

se quedó a dormir una amiga y le advertí que la gata se iba a meter abajo de las sábanas me despierto y estamos así jajsjsjsj

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

— Franz Kafka, 1912

[Antifa_Ultras @ultras_antifaa]

fck trump, fck ice.

[ROVER ☆ 🇦🇷 @7SPIDRMAN]

thats what they think

[Rosemary @wolpmary]

discord gifs when the joke is time sensitive

[Frost 🍉 @FrostyBaptist]

@bejeweleddnp

[poor pathetic aunt sassy @nm_xvrsn]

you need to eat. it’s about food. it’s about fats and oils and omega 3. protein.

[Guoliang (Greg) Liu @GregLiu_VT]

For me, writing a paper takes years. Being a bit frustrated, I went to grow radish, and it took months. I guess no good job can be done in haste.

[Leilac @leilanator]

@tr4shm4g1cc_ When I'm cast as a large boulder in an Indiana Jones movie that's preparing for the role

[Phil Jamesson @PhilJamesson]

laurel vs yanny

[Leilac @leilanator]

@tr4shm4g1cc_ the grinch if he had boobs

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

The Paducah Sun-Democrat, Kentucky, August 21, 1939

[꩜ @laylology]

casual cruelty toward pigeons will be repaid tenfold in your next lifetime

[Leilac @leilanator]

@grausamkeit__ Dennis Reynolds

[Leilac @leilanator]

@tr4shm4g1cc_ Where the hell did that come from LMFAOOO