Leilani

RN. Mama to William, Huck and Lucille.

[Leilani @leilani080]

Beware the fakes. I love you just because I can.

[Leilani @leilani080]

I need a new job.

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But I’m seriously starting my honest attempt to get in shape tomorrow. I ate four Parker house rolls with butter and Jam and I’ve made my peace and now I’m ready to fit into my bridesmaid dress.

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@muanicole27 I need . But change the middle name

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@AmandaTeal93 The lidocaine doesn’t work for shit 🙄

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@NikkieTutorials Inside out makes me ugly cry every time

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@AmandaTeal93 😂

[Leilani @leilani080]

I really thought I was doing okay. Like I really thought I’d made it through 2020 with only minor mental injuries. But then I dyed my hair pink and I know I can’t keep telling myself that.

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You ever get irrationally pissed off at your kid after they choke on something? Like WHY THE HELL DID YOU JUST DO THAT? HOW DARE YOU TRY TO EAT YOUR BREAKFAST AND ALMOST FUCKING DIE ON ME. YOU JUST LOST YOUR EATING PRIVILEGES FOREVER.

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@AmandaTeal93 Wtf😑🙃

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@muanicole27 Congrats!

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@AmandaTeal93 Oh geez! I hate people. I’m sitting here with my bear spray and night vision goggles 😂

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Someone tries breaking into our house early this morning. Guess it’s time to move 😭

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@muanicole27 Oo, yeah. I need to go get me some bear spray too . I’m just scared because there is plenty of stuff to steal outside that they could have taken. So why try to come inside the house? Unless they’re planning to do worse things... we’re getting more motion lights today and a camera

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@muanicole27 This person scoped our place out a few nights ago because I head things outside, then our dog barked and when we went outside to look nothing was there. But this morning they opened and closed our back door like three times... I have no idea what they were trying to do

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@muanicole27 I agree with your commander! Especially where my kids are concerned. I live in Washington where its hardly legal to even own a gun at all, let alone use it. I’d go to Jail if someone broke into MY house and I shot them in self defense. Gun laws here are ridiculous.

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Tried*

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@BrockHBriggs It’s called cocos famous burgers. It’s the only place available where I live but they’re good 😛

[Leilani @leilani080]

I swear there is nothing better than getting drunk and door dashing a bacon cheeseburger.

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Twitter must think I’m an alcoholic 😂

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I know I will be ashamed of this tweet tomorrow. It’s okay It’s fine.