Leinad

It's dangerous to go alone!

[Leinad @leinadflip]

Sometimes my kid shows me a word she’s written and I just have no idea what it is. Today it was “Ick Sidide”. Which is “excited”. Obviously.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

I learned guitar when I was a kid because Of Eddie Van Halen. The first album I ever owned was 5150. Pretty bummed out tonight. Rest In Peace.

[Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats]

One day, some guy is gonna see me eating a whole rotisserie chicken with my bare hands in my parked car and think "That's her, she's the one".

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

gun to my head, if you asked me what year it was 25 years ago i would have to say 1980

[Leinad @leinadflip]

Cincinnati-Style Chili - Food Wishes https://t.co/DiTyRMhyRR via @YouTube

He did it! Gonna have to try it out and see how it tastes. Looked pretty much exactly right until he cooked it down.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

history of the entire world, i guess https://t.co/8b8tTdKbRB via @YouTube Yeah, more or less, probably. I'm not fact checking all this or anything.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

no. not again. there are so many shows/movies available to watch on streaming services. i'm absolutely not gonna watch Person of Interest again... i'm lying, i'm on S1E4.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

This guy is my hero.

[Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal]

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

Just now...

My kid: Daddy I will miss you when I’m in college and you are dead.

Me: Wait, what?

[Nathalie Antonia @natsantonia]

To my writer friends. Just keep going. I was rejected over 48 times before I got my 49th rejection.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

Wow. Never had it happen before. A couple of grown men stole my package from @amazon - Hope you enjoy my 5yo’s Christmas presents and the belt she needs for school tomorrow. You worthless pieces of shit.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Nevermind she thought it would be "a funny prank." Now Angela is bawling her eyes out and Andy kicked a dent in the door. What a shitshow.

[The Last Blockbuster @loneblockbuster]

Well, Colleen just announced it. We’re closing down.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

Steam email: 9 items from your steam wishlist are on sale!

Me: Of course they are you sons of bitches. I don’t have any money right now.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

Its Probably Milhouse https://t.co/RxzF7ua2mX via @YouTube

Badger my ass, it's probably Millhouse. To this day, still one of my favorite Simpsons scenes.

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐘 𝐇𝐀𝐖𝐊’𝐒 𝐏𝐑𝐎 𝐒𝐊𝐀𝐓𝐄𝐑

SKATER: BETO O’ROURKE

CENTRISM: ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️

CURSING: ◼️◼️◼️◼️

SKATING: ◼️

WINNING:

SPANISH 101: ◼️◼️◼️◼️◼️

[Leinad @leinadflip]

@blankstareky It’s nice to revisit a time when Johnny Depp wasn’t total garbage. #theninthgate #fromhell

[Leinad @leinadflip]

To impress my 5yo I have played her, on piano, everything from Bach to Duke Ellington to finally today a rather difficult but beautiful Mozart piece I’ve been working on. She doesn’t care. I have no choice now, it’s time to learn the Frozen Soundtrack. #toseekvalidationfroma5yo

[Leinad @leinadflip]

@blankstareky @whatsaradid No. Potatoes solve nothing.

[Leinad @leinadflip]

One guy is suing, another pulled a gun... because a restaurant ran out of chicken sandwiches. It's chicken, dredged in seasoned flour and deep fried - served on bread. You fucking idiots. You complete fucking assholes.