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[Deniis🪐 @ALEXAGY0]

can't believe millennials had to smoke out of soda cans and apples then blow it all into a toilet paper roll filled with dryer sheets while gen z can just pull out a weed pen and hit it in the middle of target

[trash jones @jzux]

"can i be a hater for a second?" my dear friend. with me you can be a hater for 1 million years

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[Destinee🧍🏾‍♀️ @realitytvdes]

When the McDonald’s worker ask how many nuggets I want

[solé @layxsnv]

i really be having to sit myself down like girl… you’re gonna be okay. everything will work out, everything will come together. it always has, and it always will.

[thaís ✩☁️ @callitdaylight]

quedan 2 episodios y siento que no ha avanzado nada 😭 están todos con la misma trama del primer episodio de la temporada, jules y nate salen 2 min y rue se manda una cagá todos los domingos

[Sesame Chiccen 🔜Dreamcon @Loccdawggg]

I’m still convinced that Usher said crank that Batman in the last couple seconds of love in this club and you can’t tell me otherwise

[l!v @bpddestroyer]

I can tell ur ass went to Jupiter to get more stupider

[SwiftieLee 🖤 @SwiftieLee1]

I stopped giving women so much grace in friendships when I realized that they always have time, energy and funds for their situationships.

[FREE TAXSTONE! @Diamy_TV]

i’m not gonna lie. This guy is really unlikable and Khloe wasted her time dedicating that much of her energy and love to a prostitute loving crackhead.

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

UNPOPULAR OPINION: BUT I FEEL LIKE EVERY GIRL'S FIRST APARTMENT SHOULD BE ALONE AND NOT WITH HER BOYFRIEND.

[Kirsty ❤️‍🔥🪩 tayriana 🫶🏻 @mirrorball1397]

I am so grateful to have grown up with Lizzie McGuire, Hannah Montana, That's so Raven, High School Musical, Wizards of Waverley Place, Suite Life of Zack and Cody, Zoey 101, H2O Just add water, Camp rock, the sleepover club......what do kids even have today

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

Girl code: We don’t joke about miscarriage, single motherhood, or being cheated on. That’s not funny. That’s trauma. Act like women, not audiences.

[GIA NOBODY ❁ @gianobodymusic]

I am deeply sorry to all the women who do not know the absolute bliss of feeling comfortable in their own skin pulling up to the function in a sweatpants and hoodie set and absolutely murdering it

[🏖️ @plugdontmiss]

Tomatoes aren’t hard enough BOOOOOOOOOOOO🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥🥥

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i’m so old i used to tweet by texting twitter’s number

[johnna paige. @lowkeyjohnnap]

Love seeing women 30+ still being cute and fun cause wtf don’t stop girl.

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

overly

[Natalia @pinaculotta1]

Wrigley when Evan was cussing him out:

#tellmelies #TellMeLies3