If your name is Jesus and you have a big dinner planned with your friends for next Thursday in a garden of some kind, DON'T GO. Those aren’t your friends, boo. One of them will betray you. DM me for details.
I love how innovative #RHOSLC continues to be. For example, Whitney called Meredith a pill popper, and Meredith retaliated by showing up with drug tests while everyone was dressed as colonial-era patriots for a Boston Tea Party–themed party.