Alicia Brown

nobody even likes social media

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

My school is doing this new "blast fitness" thing where randomly at any time some kid comes over the intercom and tells us to do push-ups...

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

I think I'm a cool teacher but I also call all my students "dude" and tell them to chill.

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@MatthewBenard 1 week down. This is so difficult. Why can't I ever pee or eat?

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@MatthewBenard can you believe I'm a real teacher.....

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@griffkelley thanks Griff ☺️

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

I start teaching in like a week and I haven't even seen my classroom yet...

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

Today at work some guy couldn't decide between two Porsches so he just bought them both...

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

Every man at my new job.......

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

First day at my new job and I cashed some guy out who had just casually bought a $200,000 Porsche....

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@sadie_bradshaw I spilt wine on spelling tests before 👌🏼

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

I just had piña colada toothpaste at the dentists' 😄 🍹

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

Since I have a bachelors degree.... https://t.co/9Uw6xY3iPb

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

Just left my LAST undergrad class 😅

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

Can't keep my eyes open even driving into school this morning. I doubt there's going to be much teaching done by me today lol

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@broseph2652 miss u

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@l_horne846 nah

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@l_horne846 y aren't you at Martha's w us

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@sadie_bradshaw what do I do

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

@sadie_bradshaw was I supposed to do that......?

[Alicia Brown @leish325]

Me: "If you can't circle the answer just give me the marker back."
Student: *pukes in hand while holding marker*
#secondgrade