Not That Stephen Fry

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

I missed out on my 'follow friday' recommendation due to being stuck. #followmonday @chrisbrown

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

or the two gay pool attendants even?

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

Where's Colin when you need him!

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

It turns out I just had to 'push bar to exit'. Proper Mr. Brittas moment.

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

Thank God for that. I locked myself in between two fire exit doors, quite frightening after 10 days. i managed to tap my way out.

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

A fight broke out last night inside the slide. i just want to say one thing... Slides are for sliding, car parks are for fighting. think.

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

@clawdipuss There is no ladies only swim this week I'm afraid after what happened last week.

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

Orange Wednesdays! Half price tanning, all wednesdays in July!

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

Towels are NOT toys. Apart from that, the men only swimming hour went really well i think.

[Paul W @wainstar]

@leisurestevefry i used to work at morley baths. i was head of badminton operations, had to restring the rackets every tuesday.

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

this guy just tried to pick up a brick from the bottom of the pool in his pyjamas, now he's throwing it at me. Gonna call the police.

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

You know when you're trying to unlock the store cupboard to get something and you forget what it is you went for. It was goggles.

[Not That Stephen Fry @leisurestevefry]

At work.