Leith McMillan

Male. Mammal. Illiterate. '08-'09 LBJ High School Band President. Writer. Mother.

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

I was hacked yesterday and nobody showed even the slightest interest in my hacker's fringe crypto exchange. That's really disheartening. He hacked me because he trusted you guys—*now* what is he going to think about me?

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

My wife and I have painstakingly developed a secret code so we can communicate around our toddler, but the moment he learns to spell, it will all be ruined.

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

I didn't understand poetry until Jack Black rhymed "math" and "ath"

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

I'll be commentating on https://t.co/TJgWVMzOzr!

This game will have everything! Running! Defense! Romance? You'll just have to tune in...

[Dallas Legion @Dallas_Legion]

First Home Game of the season, be there and be loud! 🗣️
#wearedallas ⚔️🦁

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

@Marksoup92 This man has multiple airports and he complaining 🙄

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

@Marksoup92 Flew too high to the sun
All the great ones do

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

When you gotta hit that word count

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

If I ever taught you and you want to keep in touch, feel free to reach me at [email protected] (life updates, unsolicited monetary gifts, pictures of your dog, etc). I check it sparingly, but I do check it!
But sparingly.
I’ll let you know if I ever do TikTok.
Fin/

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

If you didn’t know, May 25 2022 was my last day as a teacher. It was an incredibly hard decision, but I left with nothing but fondness for my coworkers, district, and the profession. I didn’t want to be in the classroom if any part of me wasn’t trying my best. 1/

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

I am happy to say that I have a new job and am loving it so far! I won’t share too much here because I am trying to limit my digital footprint (bad jokes excluded). I feel completely affirmed that I made the right move for my family and me. 3/

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

If you don't narrate everything your dog does by using a distinct silly voice that you pretend is your dog's voice, then why did you get a dog?

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

I hear null is beautiful this time of year @Ultiworld @doublewidetx

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

@accrosbie @mrsbbish @mrsjacksontech Giles on a stage with a mic 🥹

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

@theAUDL @Dallas_Legion @FlyersUltimate Am I missing something? It's not on the upcoming events on the fox sports site nor on what's coming up through my live TV app

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

My favorite part of #TopGunMarverick was picturing @HansZimmer listening to "Danger Zone" for days on end to write into the score

[Kailey McMillan @kailey_mcmillan]

The littlest biggest fan of Marcus 9 AVID❤️

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

Autocorrect will be the dearth of me

[Leith McMillan @leith_tweets]

Punxsutawney Phil really messed with my Spring Break this year.