John Leitzke

Lover of Malt - Scotch, Beer & Shakes - And Soccer

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

I would give anything to be this carefree

[Fred Wellman @FPWellman]

28 years and Hegseth cancels it. This isn’t anti-DEI. It’s hate designed to push them out of service. — Air Force cites DEI ban in cancellation of wreath-laying honoring women vets https://t.co/Lu6vBCVJ8R

[Dave Johnson @davejsports]

We are ready Copa Tysons with @brucemurrayHOF at @StarrHill @tysons_va to watch and party @USMNT @FIFAWorldCup Join us #USMNT #WorldCup #ItsInTheNet

[Alex Westry @alex_westry]

Telemundo might single handily save this World Cup from FOX.

Telemundo is showing Canada’s opening ceremony while FOX still refuses to show the opening ceremony.

FOX didn’t show Mexico’s opening ceremony and now they aren’t showing Canada’s opening ceremony.

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@Devin_Heroux lots of empty seats

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I’m sick and tired of people mocking those who care about the planet. Clean air matters. Living forests matter. Healthy oceans matter. Animals matter. Biodiversity matters. Wanting a livable world for future generations should not be controversial.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Hobbes really said that with his whole chest
#CalvinandHobbes #TigerWisdom

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@celinegounder and now the weaponization of Civil Service

[Céline Gounder, MD, ScM, FIDSA 🇺🇦 @celinegounder]

Measles, bird flu, and Ebola are spreading. NIH just made its disease experts easier to fire.
A June reclassification quietly stripped civil-service protections from the senior NIH staff who decide what infectious research gets funded, removing checks to catch politically motivated firings.
Read & subscribe (for free!) https://t.co/uKSMm5PZaI

[Paul Rudnick @PaulRudnickNY]

Bari Weiss hired MAGA Elisabeth Hasselbeck for the CBS Morning Show because:
- Goebbels was too expensive
- Stephen Miller can't appear in daylight
- Lara Trump's latest nose still has visible scotch tape
- Steve Bannon demanded a wet bar
- She's saving Matt Gaetz for 60 Minutes

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@angryaboutbikes aren't the Irish so lovely? [/sarcasm]

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@EricMGarcia also, his father was a draft-dodger from Germany

[Black Hole @konstructivizm]

Olympus Mons "Mars" - The tallest mountain in the Solar System.. !

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@WayneRooney @ColeenRoo 🥰🥰

[Mitch Goldich 🐙 @mitchgoldich]

If the World Cup has you in a soccer mood this summer, this is a great collection of Grant’s best work.

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@nytmike ?? - so what's the big deal ??

[B&S @_B___S]

Dog sniffs out and finds owner after seven months apart.

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@juliet_turner6 "Hey, ma! Look at what I got ya!"

[Jason Bassler @JasonBassler1]

My police accountability account just crossed 100k! 🥂

[John Leitzke @leitzkejs]

@MenInBlazers and all of them were justified