Laura Johnson

I love leopard, crowns, and cursive Ls

[Samantha Schmidt @schmidtsam7]

A man wearing a Puerto Rican flag tosses paper towel over the fence toward the White House. “Never forget,” he said.

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

Chills

[Lin-Manuel Miranda @Lin_Manuel]

YES.

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

@sarahnjohnston @LandsEnd Did you type in the item number? The chat section on their website has helped me before. Good luck!

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

Target and Wal Mart were cleared out of spiked seltzer and rose wine today. Basic Edmond bitches weren’t messing around! #grocerystorewine #finally #basicbitches

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

“What kind of exercise do you like to do?” “Uh, none of it” @ShannonBeador is my spirit animal #RHOC #exercisesucks #whatfitnessgoals

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

@The___Whistle Wait. We can’t afford curriculum, full time nurses or counselors but we can give $5K a month?! As a traveling OKCPS counselor, I am PISSED

[Protect Kamala Harris ✊ @DisavowTrump20]

Hillary throwing some shade tonight at Putin’s favorite puppet at the Grammys! RETWEET if you are still with her! #GRAMMYs

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

BUT WHY DIDNT HE UNPLUG THE CROCK POT?! #ThisIsUs #imnotready

[Ana Navarro-Cárdenas @ananavarro]

Matt Lauer lost his job.
Charlie Rose lost his job.
Mark Halperin lost his job.
Glenn Thrush lost his job.
Billy Bush lost his job.
Harvey Weinstein lost his job.
Kevin Spacey lost his job.
But in politics...
Conyers still in Congress.
Moore still running.
Trump still President.

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

First year of school counseling is in the books! #okcps #nicholshillselementary #schoolcounselor

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

THANK U, @OKCPS and Aurora Lora for advocating for school counselors! Thrilled to be returning to 2 schools instead of 3. #progress

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

@glamourmag must have known my plans for today. Beautiful day for day drinking! #paloma #springtime #daydrinking

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

"I'm going to get a glass of wine, and then I'm going to boss you around" - Jen Welch, aka my spirit animal #SweetHomeOklahoma

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

When did she have time to reapply her lipgloss?! #TheBachelorFinale

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

@XtineHughes I seriously spent up until the teaser for next week saying "they won't let her die!" O M G

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

What the FUCK?! She's like Meredith Grey, she's not supposed to die! #NashvilleCMT

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

All the ugly cries and emotional eating after tonight's #ThisIsUs

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

@daisy1016 I mean I know they won't kill her, but I was not expecting that!

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

The last few minutes of this week's Nashville just made me spill coffee all over myself. #NashvilleCMT #omg #saverayna

[Laura Johnson @lejohnson31]

5th annual Valentine's Day dinner at @tacobueno with my love tonight! Taco Tuesday FTW! #buenoheads #TacoTuesday #valentinesday2017