Mo'n flex

[Poe's Law, Esq: Poe's Lawyer @dyingscribe]

Just saw a video of an Asian dad put a loaded gun down in front of his depressed son, and daring him to shoot himself

Bro immediately boomed himself and then the first thing that dad did was slap him on the head

And then mom and dad started freaking out

[Viktor Benson @viktorbensonyt]

The woman behind my smile

[Sir Dickson @Wizarab10]

I pay my bills. I’m an independent man.

[Mo'n flex @lekky__jay]

@iam_tallblaqboi Good.. We don't settle for less

[Mo'n flex @lekky__jay]

@Wizarab10 Gbam!!!

[Mo'n flex @lekky__jay]

This girl invited me on a date and I decided to take 3 of my guys along for security reasons. Tell me why this girl got upset, stood up and left the restaurant.

Broke girls pls don't invite a guy on a date if you can't buy food for 3 extra people.

[Chima👹 @Chima_SZN]

Me: I just got an apartment and i live alone

A sensible woman: How much do you need to set it up?

She goat: can I come over ?

[GREEN DRAGON 🐲🐉 @brightutd]

This lady approached me at the supermarket where I went to get some stuffs. She complimented my looks and wanted to be friends with me. She asked for my number and I simply told her to pay for the things I bought. Just 125k. At least she should proof to me she can take care of me or worth taking my number. She got angry and left.

Like why should I give you my number if you can’t pay for simple stuffs? Such a weak woman who can’t shoulder a little responsibility.

[Jude @Judexzy]

I was in the talking stage with a lady and asked her how often she buys things for herself. She said not very often.

I knew it was a red flag because how was she supposed to take care of me?

[Sevilla FC @SevillaFC_ENG]

@TheRealOlagreat 100k

[harnuoluwa @cutie_aimer]

Happy birthday to me
I count my blessings in abundance

[Cindymonel™ @cindy_blog]

Once you leave Nigeria, 90% of your friends will upload your pictures on WhatsApp status. My brother, my sister...hustle ooo

[‘Tunde Omotoye @TundeTASH]

Wishing everyone who has any form of ...

- Aptitude tests
- Exams
- Presentations
- Negotiations
- Interviews (video, phone or face-to-face)
- Applications

...success this month.

May that desired ‘Congratulations’ come to be.

[MTV Base West @MTVBaseWest]

#Baddest where my #30BG at?

If you’re moving to the #HolyGrounds with us tweet with the hashtag #MTVbasefaceoff & #TeamABT

[Davido @davido]

#LekkiMassacre a month today .. we will never forget

[Iffy💫 @Udedibia]

Your boyfriend or your girlfriend doesn’t have to look better than your ex to be an upgrade. If they offer more and treat better, that’s an upgrade as well...

[Africa story Live @AfricaStoryLive]

In Nigeria, attempted suicide is punishable by up to 1 year in prison.

[Bop Daddy @falzthebahdguy]

Teaser alert 🚨

This is @House21_TV ‘s first feature film and we are excited to be collaborating with @InkblotPresents and @filmoneng

Also, this is my first ever lead role in any movie 👀🤞🏾

#QuamsMoney is hitting all cinemas on December 11th 2020.

[Steve Hanke @steve_hanke]

#Nigeria now ranks 146th out of 180 countries in Transparency International's Corruption Perceptions Index, slipping from 136th place when @MBuhari was first inaugurated. Under Buhari's “watchful eye”, corruption runs rampant.

[BBC News Africa @BBCAfrica]

The International Criminal Court has opened an inquiry into the recent #EndSARS protests in Nigeria. https://t.co/kNs3fmLEKs

#BBCAfricaLive