chuck

year of the horse

[claudia³ @claustrofobicaa]

max after his trip to tibet

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

Max: "I think I'm going to Tibet at the end of the year and going to relax there like a Buddha for two months…"

😭😭😭

[chuck @leklurk]

The descent into madness that is buying a decent portable speaker

[mary ✧ @marydocharlito]

oh i knew the cameraman missed him

[chuck @leklurk]

@landorablee Ngl missed this shit last year 😪

[chuck @leklurk]

@ramakrishnannn Truly a devi

[🐝𖦹°‧ @PIZZAPIASTRI]

the first gwesped piastrii sign 🐝😭💛

[fisher 🐟 @maroonfishes]

always taken aback by how incomprehensible the idea of hobbies and recreation is to desi people & especially elders. i've been crocheting a lot in the summer and anytime they see me working, they ask me why i even bother at all OR convince me to monetize my work

[🗡️ praetorian jack stan account @fagfeyd]

angry dog do not pet

[airi 𝜗℘ @4irellee]

you ask me a dumbass question in this heat and we both dying btw

[chuck @leklurk]

@muheediva01 They do, just 5000miles away on top of a hill

[Sethy @Brizksie]

how it feels going to the movies alone

[ieva @mourninglambs]

Trying to be more gentle with myself but I also could not care less if I dropped dead this very second

[ᴅᴏᴏᴍᴇɴɪᴄ @dinosaur_info]

however chill or not chill I seem now, I was way way more strict as a kid. I was in kindergarten avoiding kids who said “libary” because I thought they were incurably stupid

[hal @haliwriteswords]

really fun to get a masters degree, apply for 5 jobs, get rejected by 3 of them within a week, and now i get 10 spam phone calls a day because they sold my data

[91⛥ @ihatemeen_]

Does anyone ever feel like Homelander and Butcher really enjoyed their time of hating each other?

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

So my dad has been ending every phone call with "stay dangerous" instead of "goodbye" for like six months now. We all thought he was just being a weird dad. Turns out he's been mishearing the ending of a podcast he listens to. The host says "stay curious" but my dad is slightly deaf in one ear. He's been going around telling his coworkers, my grandmother, and apparently his DOCTOR to "stay dangerous" this entire time. My mom only found out because his doctor called to check if everything was okay at home. My dad has now decided he likes his version better and refuses to stop. Yesterday he told a nun to stay dangerous.

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Trauma will have you thinking nonsense like “Am I being manipulative by communicating with honesty and transparency?”