✿mariseal✿

[𝒥𝑅! @jr_mdg_]

when I say "ima call you later" i mean like later on in life not today

[໊ @user0000O0]

suicidal at 12 was crazy i should've been a tree

[️sof @sodazerosugar]

shave that big toe sis we’re going to Chili’s

[Midnight Sweaty @Midnight_Sweaty]

Does anyone know if stuff is ever going to get cheaper again or is this just what life is like now

[Gastón🫀 @gastonfyp]

mi plato más tranqui cuando descuidan el queso

[LK 🕷️ @LKSherms]

after losing my mind for 4 hours i’ve decided nothing is really that serious

[Forte 4R😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons i can't lie.

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Coworkers always want to talk as soon as they see you. I just woke up an hour ago, leave me alone.

[miya @miyarah_]

mi parte favorita del día es cuando yo estoy así en mi cama

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[ʙɪɢ ᴇɴᴏ @Enojnr_]

I wanna leave Twitter alone but can’t… it’s like a ghetto newspaper 🗞️😭

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

I do not care how I look at work I’m just trying to get my money & go home 🥲

[💫𝓓𝓮𝓶𝓸💫🪐 @Demo4fhs]

Work is really just me waiting for lunch, then after lunch waiting to go home, then getting home and not wanting to do it again.

[En Júpiter @En_jupiter_]

yo últimamente:

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

this is still twitter btw i refuse to call it by its stripper name

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Dissociating while driving is crazy because was that light green???

[ravn @mfnravn]

hey if you ever need me i’m only 7 unread texts & a missed call away

[Miaw @Miaw]

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