Lela

shush

[Lela @lelaistweeting]

Ideal date: instead of a date, you give me your HBOgo password and never talk to me again

[Lela @lelaistweeting]

@sugarGSP @michellexotter You’re STUNNING!!! Both of you 💕

[stu @rinbcage]

"Everything's fine," the babysitter said into the phone. "But can I cover up the weird clown statue in your hallway?"
"Get out of the house, I'm calling the police," the father urgently replied. "You have disrespected my clown statue and I hate you."

[Lela @lelaistweeting]

I’m sorry, but is the word “cisgender” really fucking banned as a slur up in this bitch

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

he CLEARED him😭

[Amy Solomon @amybethsol]

When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave

[Annie Wu (all socials: @annie_wu_22) @Annie_Wu_22]

Nobody:

Me: did you know they did this on glee?

[Shannon Fenton @shannonfen10]

My parents: we had no idea you were gay
Me:

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

So he can no longer vote for president but can still be one. Cool country

[charred skeever hide @low_dosage]

sometimes when you're drunk in CVS this song kinda hits

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

just found out i’m not hot. please give me and my family space to grieve privately and uglily at this time.

[Brooks Wheelan @brookswheelan]

What maniac was like “yeah go ahead and just toss this in the elementary school library. They’ll love it.”

[Lela @lelaistweeting]

@themeredith What neighborhood?!?

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

Happy coming out day! My mom has 3 gay sons, like ok miss f@g factory

[Lela @lelaistweeting]

@averytomascowx We’re swapping!! I’m heading back to LA!!

[carter hambley @carterhambley]

a federal judge ordered me to grow a ponytail so its easier to yank me out of puddles

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I do not give a flying FUCK about Fonts... Weirdo shit.

[Lela @lelaistweeting]

I love converting people to gay

[Lela @lelaistweeting]

I don’t think republicans should be allowed to smoke weed

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Some exceptions may apply:

- Your doctor’s office
- Your library
- Your classroom
- Your bedroom