LeAndra Arias

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I can't believe I've never seen this before - Oh my GOSH http://t.co/aq5DA53

[Dane Cook @DaneCook]

Loving someone means never killing them even if you hear scratchy high pitched demon voices telling you "it must be done."

[Sarah Silverman @SarahKSilverman]

I don't want to complete you - I want you to come complete

[LeAndra Arias @lelearias]

Working in a call center and having the hiccups 4 times in 8 hours can be pretty entertaining!

[LeAndra Arias @lelearias]

Are flippers considered bad form for this pool? I feel like I'm just showing off now.