Leanne cox

Let's make like shepherds and get the flock outta here

[Leanne cox @leledaabomb]

The health visitor comes tomorrow for baby’s one year review so obviously I’ve come home from work today and cleaned every inch of my home because as we all know: if you haven’t seamed the floors and dusted the shelves they’ll definitely take your baby away 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Anthony Joshua on bedtime stories though 🤷🏼‍♀️

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It’s Christmas week: I’ve not been at work since Tuesday and I don’t go back till next Wednesday, my husband is also off work but instead of going out and having a date night or enjoying the festivities I’m at home watching Makka Pakka wash stones 🤦🏼‍♀️ How life has changed…

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Christmas cake was meant to be I. The oven for 4-5 hours. Left it in for 6 1/2 hours. Now I have an underdone cake and I’ll have to redo the whole thing. Love that for me

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The entertainment has retuned, eyes are open. Now to pretend to rock her to sleep while actually hoping she stays awake

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At a birthday party, I know no one. My only source of entertainment has ditched me. The host is one, my entertainment is 3 months old. This might be the first time I’ve ever wished for a baby tantrum

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@Chantelle_Disco Clearly he’s the cooler one of the two of us 😂

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@Chantelle_Disco Aw why did I do the exact same on my birthday at that age and then I got upset that none of my friends remembered and thought it was the day after. What a Doyle I was haha

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@Chantelle_Disco Too kind! I’m alright thank you! I’ve got the essentials. Definitely won’t be doing g the big shop on my own though!

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Today was the day. Walking around Aldi (on my own) with a fully screaming baby, pretty sure my brain just turned to mush and I forgot half the things I was meant to buy 🤦🏼‍♀️

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Also, was I the asshole for calling out this strange old man who was stood right in front of my trolly (baby was in the trolly) staring at my screaming baby while I was banging in my shopping?
Me: Can I help you?
Him:I’m just looking at your baby
Me: Well you’re stood very close

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@Chantelle_Disco I do know this but I also want to fit into my clothes again sooner rather than later. There are no good options here

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Started dieting with my husband so we can be accountable to each other and “help” each other. I don’t think I’ve ever told as many lies in my marriage as I have this first week 🐷 To be fair, it’s been my birthday so I’ve had chocolates to “finish”😂 Better luck next week…

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@Chantelle_Disco She’s living the dream. The real question is: Are YOU okay hun 😂

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@Chantelle_Disco Has he got these questions from some sort of cosmo quiz? Red=very emotionally stunted Blue=slightly emotionally stunted Green=not emotionally stunted

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@Chantelle_Disco @teddyoverthinks Just trying to find your Marko Ourigues?

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@Chantelle_Disco This is the best Mother’s Day gift. What a cutie

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So tired. Must not complain though as I wait for my husband to come home from work. He’s been there since 7:30am, we’ve had no tea. It is 11pm and still not on the way home.

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I must get off the sofa and go shopping. No breakfast has been had and we won’t be having any tea either if I don’t go. But I’ve just come in from my dog walk and I’m TIRED.
Today’s rant sponsored by The Third Trimester.