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[Gabe Nicholson @gabe_mohit]

Support Walter White

[Culture @CultureHOF]

A YouTube tech creator (@/ZacksJerryRig) built a wheelchair factory that makes fully custom chairs for $999

They're built in days, not months, by cutting out insurance and middlemen entirely

[XSET Veno @venofn]

4x

Just wanted to say thank you to @pinq @AlwyzPAPPIE @QueasyFN @Tjino9

49 kill grands in 2026 who thought :)

also fck Thomas5x

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@r2pair LMFAOO

[r2pair @r2pair]

someone actually made one LMFAO 😭😭😭

[Jeremy @Jeremybtc]

An anonymous crypto bot named after a convicted criminal has run sandwich attacks against more than 106,000 Ethereum users and nobody has ever identified who's behind it.

> February 2023, an unknown developer deploys an MEV bot on Ethereum.

> They name it jaredfromsubway.eth.

> A reference widely understood to point at Jared Fogle.

> The former Subway spokesperson currently serving 15+ years in federal prison.

> The bot runs sandwich attacks.

> It spots your pending swap, jumps ahead of you to push the price up, lets you buy at the worse price, then immediately sells behind you.

> You lose a few dollars. You never notice.

> It does this thousands of times per day.

> April 2023, $PEPE launches and triggers the biggest memecoin frenzy Ethereum had seen in years.

> The bot goes into overdrive.

> On April 18-19, it spends about 455 $ETH on gas in a single 24 hour window.

> Roughly 7% of all gas spent on Ethereum during that period.

> By early May, EigenPhi data showed it had executed roughly 238,000 attacks against more than 106,000 unique victims.

> Appearing in over 60% of every Ethereum block.

> Its strategy was so aggressive it bid 99.9% of MEV proceeds back to validators just to stay at the front of the line.

> Competing bots were being bribed out of business.

> By September 2023, public on-chain reporting put its total gas spend at around 37,000 $ETH.

> Today, Etherscan shows the same wallet has spent 83,503 $ETH in total fees. Roughly $197M.

> One of the largest gas spends in Ethereum history, paid out by a single anonymous address.

> August 2024, the original contract goes silent. A new, more sophisticated bot deploys.

> EigenPhi confirms it was created by the same private key. Same operator, upgraded weapon, multiple victims trapped inside a single transaction bundle.

> How much did it actually make? Estimates vary wildly.

> EigenPhi initially put proceeds at $34M.

> A pseudonymous MEV expert said real profits were closer to $4-6M.

> By June 2024, on-chain analysts pegged total revenue at over $22M with about 5,800 $ETH in net profit.

> Three years in, the operator is still anonymous. No leaks, no interviews, no slip ups.

One of the largest gas spenders in Ethereum history is named after a convicted criminal and run by someone who has never been found.

[The Palestine News Network @PaliNewsNetwork]

Tiktok has banned us over 20 times now …. Please take our content and share on other platforms if you are so inclined

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@Abodeet1st shut up cheater ,enjoy the ban

[Myron Gaines @MyronGainesX]

This is why gambling is the devil.

One thing my father taught me is to NEVER stiff people of their money.

I've paid people I owed, even if I hate their guts, because not doing so invites unnecessary problems.

Avoid owing people money, and an easy way to avoid that is to not gamble.

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@itsFhd9 @Fortnite @FNCompetitive @FNcompReport @FortniteStatus @Not_boter @xKiLLeRQ8Y nigga wants servers when hus country is getting bombed

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@dxhero_me توقف عن التغريد، وقم بتحسين الإنترنت لديك إلى الألياف البصرية واستخدم ExitLag، أنا أحصل على 20 مللي ثانية من الإمارات

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@nass3p @dxhero_me يقول نفس الشيء كل 10 دقائق

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@dxhero_me هل أنت مدمن على اللعبة؟ توقّف عن التغريد عنها، هذا مبالغ فيه!

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@rynkr1454422 @TDM7M7 im from UAE i get 20ms to mumbai, maybe fix your shitty internet and use fiber or use exitlag

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@Loolo_WRLD @AllyJax_ cuz the previous lazy LGTV epic team has been fired,the new team fixes issues very fast

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@TDM7M7 @fortbrleakks @FortniteStatus don't cry when riyadh AWS gets bombed

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@FoCuSFNBR @FNCompetitive oy vey

[Lelouch @lelouchFNC]

@nonobreath @Fortnite @FortniteStatus 150? i get 25ms from UAE to mumbai, just use exitlag