lelayna

voted most normal girl in the world

[lelayna @lelxyna]

having the time of his life Smelling

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@TheOmniLiberal @johnada85637452 @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive holy cringe

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@TheOmniLiberal @johnada85637452 @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive LOL a guy I had a massive crush on announced a tour and I picked that date over austin/dallas bc I thought it might be smaller/more intimate. I joked about it being a “normal reason” bc it’s a random city far away from me and the reason I was going was embarrassing as fuck

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@RoShamPoe @TheOmniLiberal @johnada85637452 @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive (while we were in an open relationship where I encouraged him to get another girlfriend btw)

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@RoShamPoe @TheOmniLiberal @johnada85637452 @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive true it’s much more likely that I excitedly tweeted about going to a city because I secretly hoped a specific girl would see it and feel so scared about me showing up and hurting her she’d stop texting my partner

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@johnada85637452 @TheOmniLiberal @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive We were in an open relationship and I dont experience much relationship related jealousy and he knows that. He’s just desperate for a fake narrative for why I messaged conor about the photos

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@TheOmniLiberal @johnada85637452 @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive Tell me the city/timeframe and I’ll tell you the show that was going on. I’d never tweet someone’s city to vaguely threaten them that’s completely insane. I had zero problems with any of the girls you were seeing you’re just completely making shit up

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@johnada85637452 @TheOmniLiberal @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive Why the fuck would I threaten anyone? That’s retarded. He thinks if I tweet about a random state I’m going to it’s an hidden threat. Literal schizo

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@TheOmniLiberal @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive WHAT. This is completely schizophrenic. The only time i’ve ever tweeted locations i wanted to go to was in relation to music festivals or shows i wanted to see. Do you seriously think I was trying to threaten people? I’m not exactly a fighter you freak

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@TheOmniLiberal @frisk2700 @Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @northislive Completely made up. The only person I tweeted at was Brit in September because she was harassing me under my tweets. I tried to get you to get a second gf while we were together why would I care. We broke up almost a year and a half ago. Might want to workshop this one a bit more

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@YitziLitt @Aella_Girl I was waiting for it to pop up!

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@Gravatus_ @neocounterconor @WhickTv @TheOmniLiberal @northislive the only thing I knew was that she sent him a bunch of pics and videos of her daughters (and 9 months ago I said it was insanely creepy). I didn’t know until later that they were also sexting about each others kids on snapchat (which the husband recorded when the wife confessed)

[lelayna @lelxyna]

⚙️

[lelayna @lelxyna]

guys when you’re clearly about to break up with them:
“want to meet my parents?”
“our kid together would be soo cute”

[lelayna @lelxyna]

I’m breaking out like crazy but its making me feel young and sexy

[lelayna @lelxyna]

moving into a penthouse with my friends in a few days and I feel like THIS

[M @girlpov]

taps the sign

[lelayna @lelxyna]

there should be an option to hide all tweets from people under 30

[Vivian @suchnerve]

People who are terrible at reading people will really make their own obliviousness your problem by inventing ulterior motives for you and then holding you responsible for disproving their own nasty little headcanon

[lelayna @lelxyna]

@Greavuz LOL

[Broderline @Broderline89]

Ellie's reaction to Jin's foreskin injury.
#fishtanklive