Sarah Jane (SJ)

just here for the giggles when I'm bored. i will usually follow back, just don't be an arse! I'm in a relationship, so not looking for 'fun'

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

The starter pack dom....
Gonna tie you up, spank you, make you beg for more'

Ok when....

Well i live with my mom, i don't drive, don't have any cash to get a train or taxi so perhaps you can pay for me to come to you'

Think I'll swerve

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Twitter seems to be full of people intent on giving their advice on anything...anything at all.

So here's my advice to them...

Why not pipe down, stop being self righteous and let people have their own opinion.

The less polite version...fuck off and do something else #rant

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Mornin x we made it to the end of the week 👍

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Probably going to be shot down in flames here, but sorry..just read one of these only fans girls moaning about being treated like a 'piece of meat' by men. Perhaps don't flash your tits all over Twitter then, trying to sell your onlyfans content! Can't have it all ways #rant

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Mornin x

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

One of the few plus points of this is you can say 'when this is all over we will have to meet up' knowing you never actually will

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Mornin x

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

@livlifeagain2 I know 😂

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Springwatch on and talking about beavers, my fella laughing every time she says beaver, I'm officially with a 12 year old trapped in a man's body

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Mornin x moody black and white today

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Think my momma must be getting old before her time, just called her and she ssid 'got to go, heartbeat is just about to start' 😂

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

@_waffletop Looking fab hunni 💕

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Mornin x

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Mornin x gonna be a beaut of a day

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Just wrong

[Potty Noods @PotNoodle]

... can you pass this one off as 'each to their own'?🤷‍♂️

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

@perrigame 😂

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Is it wine o'clock yet?

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Think most men think there's a 'magic basket' 😂

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Mornin x

[Sarah Jane (SJ) @lem0ndrizzle]

Monday again