elly may

If i wanted to talk i would have worn underwear.

[elly may @LeMay666]

@TheHarmonyQuest good luck!

[elly may @LeMay666]

I never realized how inconsiderate people were until I gap a third shift job. There should have to be noise ordinances during the day too.

[n2o @1evilidiot]

As it turns out hiring someone to whack me off doesn't mean what I thought it did.

[elly may @LeMay666]

@toujours_fab I actually tore the muscle from the top of my hip down to my thigh walking up a ramp.

[blazing susan @blazingsusan]

Pulling a muscle in your ass from quickly walking up a ramp is possible in your 40's.

[elly may @LeMay666]

If you're like me all the Harry Potter pics are cool but I've never seen it so...
#DieHard #Dogma

[elly may @LeMay666]

I was happier and felt better when I weighed 340 lbs.
After 6 yrs., now at 175 lbs I feel like shit. #unhappy

[elly may @LeMay666]

I got scalped for thanksgiving.

[Richard Harris @RichHarris2]

I often criticise America but there is a lot to be thankful about as well. Happy thanksgiving folks.

[elly may @LeMay666]

Does anyone else wonder if Charlie Sheen will ever get laid again? Don't care. Just wonder.

[elly may @LeMay666]

@padamspam Years ago the Heritage Inn in Peoria was a Day's Inn. I worked there for a short time in the 90's. Bugs were everywhere then too.

[elly may @LeMay666]

It's bad knowing you're not good enough to keep someone in the state with you but when you're not good enough to even keep talking too.Well😪

[elly may @LeMay666]

Remember it's when the voices in your head stop talking that you should be concerned.
*where did everybody go

[elly may @LeMay666]

@TheMichaelRock @TheDailySchmuck its 5 years tomorrow my 18 year old niece died. I still cry everyday. So yeah bullshit on that quote.

[Rock @TheMichaelRock]

15 years ago today I lost my dad. I call bullshit on that whole time heals all wounds thing.

[elly may @LeMay666]

@ninja_raaawr Clear

[Ninja Rawr @ninja_raaawr]

What color panties are you wearing now?

[elly may @LeMay666]

Hey I need about $3000. I think I'll do that fund me thing but without using the app just begging from you guys.
DM for mailing address.

[Baron Detente @BaronDetente]

One of the fun things about preseason football is seeing someone make such a boneheaded move that you just know that he'll be cut.