Baron Detente

Not really noble, but of a noble mind, which may in fact be a noble gas. I could be wrong, though.

Official fake boyfriend of @TheSarahTales.

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Remember when you used to be happy for friends when they got married, but now you treat weddings like funerals?

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I wish that I didn't! #MyTwitterAnniversary

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One of these days, I'll remember why I started this fiasco known as a Twitter account. Today is probably not that day.

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There is a sad irony, and an ironic sadness, in my wife of 27 years thinking that I'm clever enough to trick a professional counselor into advising me to take a course of action that could end my marriage.

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@thesarahtales Another $25 sent...

[Seal ([email protected]) @askceil]

I have always secretly wanted Scrappy Doo dead.

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@askceil I have always openly wanted Scrappy Doo dead.
He's the only dog I have ever genuinely wanted to see put down.

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It cracks me up that my 22yo son just admitted that he's genuinely terrified of horses.

No, I didn't laugh.

I'm a dad, but I'm not an insensitive dick.

[Bailey Sellers @SellersBailey]

My dad passed away when I was 16 from cancer and before he died he pre payed flowers so i could receive them every year on my birthday. Well this is my 21st birthday flowers and the last. Miss you so much daddy. 💜

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@thesarahtales YOU KEEP CHANGING YOUR NAME.

I KEEP HAVING TO UPDATE IT!

[A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @SteveKoehler22]

We live in an age where athletes
and entertainers are worshipped.

But it’s the people who serve
others that are the real heroes.

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@thesarahtales It's not so bad for me, really.

[n2o @1evilidiot]

I'm offended more by the offended than by the offenders.

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@xosm First time I ever saw "fuckingly" in print. You invented a new adverb!

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@SortaBad Rock 'n' Roll High School, starring The Ramones.

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I'm not saying she's a slut, but she volunteered to be the football team's conditioning drill.

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@sarahhateshobos Was that one for me?

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@merenlan Check the cable connections. If the colors are varying like that, one end (or both ends) may be loose.

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Did you miss me?

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@sarahlikeshobos HB2U, babe!