Sorta.Maleficent

A diagnosis of crazy something or other; Villainy in my blood, Batman is my muse. It’s ON Long Island

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

If you get me at my hockey tweets you can have me.

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

I didn’t do it and you can’t make me

[chris smith (healing) @RantingsOfaGirl]

post on twitter just to prove you're still alive.

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

I think of you now and then …

I forget to remember

Again

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

#LGI but also let’s go Ovi @ovi8 @NYIslanders @Capitals

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

H: I don’t know if that’s true
M: which part?
H: the part where you started talking

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

I’ve never not floated the idea to come back

also leave again

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

Happy Halloween 🕷️

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

Byeee 2023 …
I’ll be with Billy Joel to usher you out.

[paperwash© @PaperWash]

[cracks knuckles] time to be angry on the Internet

[Cat From Nowhere @kv8]

I hope we all have a good death.

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

Me: you pick
Him: I like that one
Me: not like that

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

@TheRealWhistler S’ok, mine has so many wrinkles I won’t remember

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

Come talk to me when your brain has more wrinkles.

[Just Bill @WilliamAder]

The remaining Twitter users.

[Darla @ddsmidt]

Being married means never having to say you’re angry. You can clearly articulate it just by the way you breathe.

[L(assitude) @lmwortho]

I also enjoy magnets with inspirational quotes holding up my unpaid bills.

“Hang in there” holding my pathology invoice.

[Sorta.Maleficent @xosm]

@TheRealWhistler

[Lady Lawya @Parkerlawyer]

My husband and I are going away for the weekend. He just came downstairs and asked me if he needed to pack “restaurant clothes.” He is 55 years old.

[Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4]

Before you become a parent, ask yourself:

Would I like arguing with a small version of myself EVERY DAY?