L’homme au Milieu

A God fearing dude stuck in the middle of pretty much everything | Professional cereal and ice cream eater | “chaque catastrophe est aussi une opportunité”

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

The duality of man is to have the capability of being a violent monster AND gentle like a feather. The man must learn to balance and control both sides.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Female HRs shredding male resumes because they got the ick

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Crazy she admits she acquitted a black man because he killed White people

[the last pirate @corsair21c]

How corporate hiring managers look at male job applicants waiting to be interviewed

[Harry Payne @HeadOfTVDept]

Huge shoutout to my mom for not strangling me when things got tough.

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

@TheCoorsGuy26 It becomes the past with a banquet in your hand

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

Man, that first beer after a long ass work day is like piecing together your soul and then wrapping it in a heated and weighted blanket.

I just be sitting in my recliner like

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

If you thought it was just Lindsay Clancy, think again...

These are all from the last few months.

There’s an epidemic of mothers m*rdering their children.

Very dark times

[AF Post @AFpost]

A lone juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial is refusing to relent and acquit her, leaving the jury deadlocked after six days of deliberations.

Clancy’s defense attorney says 11 jurors have apparently reached a consensus while one holdout juror is refusing to accept the court’s instructions on “reasonable doubt.”

The attorney petitioned the judge to remove the juror, but the judge declined, saying he could not take sides between the one juror and the other 11.

Follow: @AFpost

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

@Jackmerius67

[Greg The Groyper @GroyperGreg]

Women when someone tells them that they can’t kill their own children

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

@sMcCringle I feel like this is the part where some Asian man interrupts to say “ohhhh thisa bring 7 year good fortune”

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

@sMcCringle Sounds like my 5 am jump start pack

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

Alright fine I’ll say it, I cant wait to see you fucking dyke bitches miserable at 30.

I’m like actually excited, ecstatic even

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

Was at the casino last night and the lady in front of me at the atm tried pulling out $150 - declined
Then she tried $130 - declined
Then she tried $120 - declined
Then she tried $100 - declined
She canceled, took an empty receipt, and walked away. Was incredibly depressing

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

21 red might be the most goated roulette number. +$810

[Keith @gnukeith]

Flock CEO house on Google map got blurred, not so fun when your privacy is breached is it now?

[Godzerah Godzerah @Itsgodzerah]

In America you can be black and beat women and be arrested over 50 times with zero consequences but god help your soul if you are white and leak a video game.

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

@sMcCringle More of the volleyball personalities I’m slandering than the women. Preppy prep girls 🤪

[L’homme au Milieu @LeMiddle23121]

Omg shorty, ofc I find it so very interesting that you play volleyball. Let me guess you have a low quality video of you getting hit in the face at practice? Omg no way