Steve “SYP” McCringle

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[Steve “SYP” McCringle @sMcCringle]

Can’t wait till I’m at that age where I can grunt and moan while I piss in a public bathroom

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@SirNevsky @IshaThakkar69

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I nominate Enes “Freedom” Kanter as WNBA Commissioner

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@SirNevsky @IshaThakkar69 Buncha soft pussies in this thread

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@Jackmerius67 Stroke me!

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@LeMiddle23121 Horizontal

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Had a dream last night my weiner got cut in half #whatdatmean

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Just swallowed a mucinex horse pill by washing it down with hot black coffee. Do not recommend

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@LeMiddle23121 Bro chill on the volleyball slander. Those girls got big butts and I cannot lie

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Definitely a big top down, turn based, grand strategy computer game player #rometotalwar

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Clavicular is so autistic it’s great

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Kim’s got a nice #barrel

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Fond memories of dear friend Dolly Parton immortalized from summit of Mt Paektu.

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Steve just tested positive for strep throat. He will still be blowing fog.

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Spotify needs a landscape mode

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Why is the CIA director in Moscow right now

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Moonrise Kingdom is a killer movie, never even realized Edward Norton or Bruce Willis were in this

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@bartjohnson78 @waltersmith67 Life Enjoyer

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@bartjohnson78 @waltersmith67 U got anything better to do than sit on twitter right now bro?

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Do you think they have signs in Muslim countries that say “do not educate the women“ similar to how we have “do not feed the bears” at our national parks