Шḯʟʟḯ@ღş

Depressed Chelsea fan

[Parallel Facts @ParallelFacts]

For Seven Years, Oyo Never Witnessed School Kidnapping Until I Declared to Run Against Tinubu in 2027 — Makinde https://t.co/A3zWunLoLG

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Omoh, update o, the lady has released the CCTV footage which she claims captures the moment EFCC operatives br0ke into their apartment. Omoh just take a look at this !! Shame catch me on their behalf💔💔

[Eric Blankfield @takeraqs]

got called a pedophile for fucking a 21 year old lmfao im 27????

[₳Ø₭łJł ☠︎ @aokijikaneki]

Saitama giving out his training regiment has to be the funniest plot twist in OPM

[Ahmedõv 🇪🇬 @a5medv]

المقطع الاكثر حذفًا في تويتر من امبارح

المقطع ده الفيفا بتطارده بحقوق النشر من امبارح وكل اللي بينشره بيتقفله حسابه او المقطع ينحذف

ده باختصار ملخص الاخطاء التحكيمية امبارح وملخص المدعرة اللي عملها الحكم القذر ضد مصر

اتفرجوا بعينكم … ظلم بيّن وسرقة

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

👑✨ 20 World Cup goals in 20 World Cup career games. 27 years old.

Kylian Mbappé. 💥

[Ian Carroll @IanCarrollShow]

@RealCandaceO Andrew just spent the whole day essentially calling Charlie a liar and a snake.

Reaaaallll awkward in here…

[Madrid Zone @theMadridZone]

🚨 Celeste Amarilla (Paraguayan senator), on Kylian Mbappé: "This brute hasn't even learned to write. Instead of breastmilk, he grew up sucking on coconuts, and the most educated creatures he ever heard were chimpanzees.

You should've given him the middle finger, Orlando Gill (Paraguay GK).

A colonized Cameroonian, pretending to be French, resentful, newly rich, arrogant, and ugly.

He was nervous and scared to death all game, like his whole team. They didn't even manage to score a single goal, until they got lucky with a penalty.

The only thing many of us blame the team for is not giving him a full-handed slap at the end of the game. I'm not even a football fan." @RMCsport

🤮🤮🤮

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

Haaland has just unlocked the full aura of the Viking row🥶😭😭

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

as a parent, i'd be giving up my rights to that one right then and there

[The Menace 🥷 @charlestonwhyt]

Charleston White goes off on Cam Newton after he tells him to change his delivery 😳

“You’re worried about my delivery but have nothing to say to these rappers on your show”

[Шḯʟʟḯ@ღş @lemkyboy]

@degensaif lol

[Bobby_Dazzler @Inspector_khay1]

I got stranded one weekend and needed to make an urgent transfer, but Zenith Bank decided to misbehave. I called my girlfriend and asked if she could lend me the money, promising to send it back the moment my transaction went through.
She said, “I don’t think I can.”

I asked why, thinking maybe she had a genuine reason. She replied, “You know I don’t like taking money out of my savings.”

I asked again just to be sure I heard her correctly. She repeated the exact same thing.

I simply said, “Okay,” and ended the call. A few days later, I ended the relationship too.

It wasn’t even about the money. It was realizing I couldn’t count on the person I was planning a future with when I genuinely needed help.

[Cristiano Ronaldo @Cristiano]

Toronto ❤️

[Arike🎀 @arikesavage_]

That’s what mom’s for juniors…nobody hurt my baby🥰😂

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

“If you don’t trust your car, don’t come to island, avoid ikoyi, avoid VI and Lekki phase one. Avoid Orchid so your car won’t shidi”

Tunde Perry in a very tight water settings 😭 💦 💔

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

#olodocore Aso Rock edition. 😭

See una mama. 😭