avocado lemming 🥑

Or RecycledRainbow depending on who's asking; I don't do enough online to need two Twitter accounts. Over 40 she/her/Mom 🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦 🍉 Y93.D1

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

Check in on your theatre friends and your queer friends today (I’m sure there’s a lot of overlap). I’m being serious. These are tremendous losses. 💔

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I was gonna film Mickey, but there was this crazy tree so I had to zoom out

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

🚨BREAKING: Lady Gaga said: “This is our opportunity to vote against Donald Trump,” and her video was removed from Facebook and Instagram. This is what Republican fascism calls “freedom.”

[Inbal Breda @GreyAnnis]

Been chipping at this on the weekends for ages and I'm finally done with it!

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

OH SHE CLEARED HER SO BAD LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In order to protect the human person in the age of #ArtificialIntelligence, we must once again reflect on the common good, the universal destination of goods, subsidiarity, solidarity and social justice. #MagnificaHumanitas
https://t.co/Oe8yclDxkr

[ؘvezzyy @absolvezd]

Nobody talks about how much skill actually takes.

[marqix ☆ @fwmarqix]

Me: texting my Japanese friend from a convenience store Why are there hot drinks in vending machines?

Friend: Because it is winter.

Me: Yeah but emotionally this surprised me.

Friend: Foreigners are always shocked by warm canned coffee.

Me: I bought one and now I feel like a divorced detective.😂

Friend: That is the correct experience.

pause

Me: Why does everything in Japan feel strangely cinematic?

Friend: Because you are sleep deprived and projecting meaning onto beverages.

Me: That's fair honestly.

Friend: Also the jazz music in the store helps.

Me: WAIT.
You're right.
Why is there smooth jazz playing while I buy instant noodles at 1 AM?

Friend: To make your bad decisions feel sophisticated.😂

[Kommander Karl @kommanderkarl]

Pump action polka

[avocado lemming 🥑 @lemmings_world]

@MrShadowbox Holy shit, your art is fantastic.

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Dumb Ways to Die was released in 2012 by Metro Trains Melbourne as a public safety campaign aimed at reducing accidents around trains.

[Operation Ivy🍂🦌 @0h_it_Ivy]

I need everyone to check out this link ASAP this is one of the funniest fucking things I've ever read
https://t.co/tffFMVp9YA

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

The time Snoop Dogg helped everyone win on the price is right 😭😭

[𝗖𝗹𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗹 𝗠𝗲𝗹𝗼𝗱𝗶𝗲𝘀 @Old_But_Gold50s]

Amazing! 😍 And that deep bass voice was the biggest surprise—so rich and powerful.
#vocals #seashanty #acapella

[Wild Clips @JCFights]

This is the most perfect “fuck around and find out” moment ever 😭

[𝖘𝖈𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖗 🛴 𝕸𝖈𝕹𝖚𝖌𝖌𝖊𝖙𝖘 @gainertrades]

@TheJFreakinC

[Jesus Freakin Congress @TheJFreakinC]

This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.