fvrdrmz

being black, bisexually existing. she /her pronouns!

[B @the_petshopboy]

People seem to think this girl is so funny but I'm seriously questioning why all her "humor" involves her dissociating around black folks in primarily black spaces.

[bailey moon a deux @baileymoon96]

our father, who art in heaven, baja be thy blast

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

Me and Forest out and haven’t been back home yet and I’m crine cuz I gotta go feed my dog babies and he just said not to worry cuz they fasting for Juneteenth 😭 im takin my ass home

[ana @shivlestat]

when i say i would genuinely sell my soul to experience sharp objects for the first time again i mean it

[cruzie ★ @milkheavens]

can’t stop thinking about the dude who made me cum 4+ times in one sitting and told me good girl every time i came and then completely ghosted me. i was ready to be a wife

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

WE GOT BRITTNEY GRINER BACK!!!! I’m elated for her and her family and I just hope she finds peace and healing!!! Everybody who detained her and did not work their asses off to get her back sooner can catch these hands though.

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

@queenlubys I do! To my local NAMI chapter. To a local music education nonprofit and then now to the Japanese Friendship Garden in my city too. :) I used to also give monthly to NPR but I let it lapse so I gotta get back to that

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

Getting my partner invested in stupid reality shows that he said he wouldn’t watch gives me a sickening delight. He can’t go 3 minutes without pausing it to give me his feedback 😂

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

@TheX_Philes Woooowwww I didn’t think anyone would actually explain, thank you 😊 and that’s fucking annoying

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

Isn’t it weird that October starts with the prefix “octo” and that typically means 8 but it’s the tenth month? Explain

[Venton Blandin @VentonBlandinTV]

A group of Valley filmmakers are back home after documenting the destruction of Hurricane Ian in Florida. ⁦@abc15⁩ talks with ⁦@JosephJamesPhot⁩
⁦@patrikmatheson⁩ ⁦@gaige0dom⁩ and ⁦@ashtronomikal⁩ about their six-day experience.

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

@Muna_Mire That man has me in a chokehold

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

I am confident that getting laid off feels exactly like when the islanders have to vote a boy and a girl off Love Island from the least popular of the bunch - I just watched a vote and cried even though I do not care about those people 😂

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

How did me and my work bestie both get laid off lol

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

Tearfully singing “Break My Soul” after I got laid off this morning lmao

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

IKEA is gaslighting me about a cabinet shelf being available and I’m so upset about it

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

Me and the Home Depot app are in an intimate relationship. As for me and the Home Depot store - we not on speaking terms after 3 employees watched this happen to me in the paint section 😑

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

@thesleepymoomin THIS! Same. You get me!!! We’re just too old for this “respond quickly or I won’t know that you care about me” business! I can care from a distance!!!

[fvrdrmz @lemnpepperwang]

When I tell you I can go off grid these days, please believe me because I’ve released myself from the guilt of not responding or calling people back and now I’m unstoppable