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[♱ @vibicep]

mngh~ trabajo con sueldo digno

[゙゙ @reallutherr]

once you start kissing me on my neck just go ahead and start taking my clothes off i'm ready

[jove @sylvichor]

grope me once, shame on you
grope twice, shame...uhhh
grope me thrice...mgmghhhh

[fagging around @freakuentlyaf]

*translated from portugese*

*translated from japanese*

*translated from chinese*

[Bianca ⚢ @bvazin]

GENTE PQP to achando que a mulher furou meu mamilo errado pqp... quem tiver piercing no mamilo ai se puder me manda video do mamilo bem durinho gostoso lambendo o dedo e depois apertando o biquinho bem devagar fazendo cara de safado gemendo meu nome

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

*Me after not texting anyone back* Fuck i miss everyone so much

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[⚢ @femmmekaveh]

random boner has got to be really awful but wet pussy is the most overstimulating experience ever

[Roony @Roonysters]

I just got hospitalised for being cringe. They put me in the awk ward

[nube @nube91k]

date idea scrolleamos en twitter y recreamos todos los tuits de lesbianas chinas que nos aparezcan

[𝕴𝖘𝖆🩸 @everybodyhatisa]

quando eu estou bebada e me oferecem qualquer coisa que solta fumaça

[Sunbae 🪼🇵🇸 I AM ALLOPHOBIC @tillivancuck]

My fuckass friend dude

[jamie 🔥🐀 @arsonide_]

getting this text a week before you see your girlfriend for a week long vacation at a fancy airbnb is like the lesbian equivalent of being told you won russian roulette and a billion dollars

[henri °❀.ೃ࿔⋆ | deputy boftwt mayor ❤️‍🩹 @therealqu33ler]

Twitter search so bad you can search a tweet word for word bar for bar and not find what u were looking for

[Bichinhos fofinhos pra quem ta cansado @BichinhosFB]

Te amo cachorrinho em baixa resolução

[besouro mulher @iinsetos]

oq fazer quando se esta triste não podendo gastar dinheiro nem mexer no cabelo nem se corta nem se mata nem usa droga