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she/her. just me n my brain

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It’s pretty hilarious that the front of my baby’s poopy diaper has Oscar the grouch in his trash can on it yeah that’s a good little prank good little joke @Pampers

[• IVAN RIVERS • @folkicon]

don't ever pretend yr above a moment of joy
it's more embarrassing to pretend to not care about yr dumb simple life than to just admit u enjoy yr dumb simple life
simple joys are simple joys
just because u listened to yo la tengo 3 times dont mean u cant just enjoy life xo bless

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I feel very strongly about this even though it doesn’t matter nothing matters everyone does what they want

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One thing about me is I’m an HOV lane purist. You won’t catch me crossing the do not cross. You won’t catch me driving in it when I am the only person in the car. I didn’t even drive in it when I was pregnant. I will however drive the speed limit in it bc it is not a passing lane

[• IVAN RIVERS • @folkicon]

requiem for a dairy queen

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the times are lowkey goated when changin’ is the vibe

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“I need to move all of these skulls” @sraczycki

[• IVAN RIVERS • @folkicon]

“LIKE I USED TO”
IVAN RIVERS x ROB McLAY
(originally by SHARON VAN ETTEN/ANGEL OLSEN)
~~interpreted as a hyperfun synthy blast~~
**streaming everywhere now**

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Me and my friends when we go all out to go do something extremely ordinary

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Hi I had a baby on Sunday

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Officially entered the “get out of my fucking way” phase of pregnancy at 38&2 lmao

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“I don’t like it’s neck”

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Never Grow Up (Taylor’s Version) is HITTING me 9mos preg after the orignal came out when my little brother was 2 months old 😭😭😭

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“I haven’t gotten a speeding ticket since uhhh… when did Uptown Funk come out?l” @sraczycki

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@GloryusFailure Crazy bread is a perfectly acceptable lunch. Cheap, delicious filling. Go off

[Michelle Cyca @michellecyca]

"In Australia however, Queen Elizabeth II's imagery on their $5 banknote will be replaced with an Indigenous design to honour the culture and history of the First Australians."

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@bisexualwarlord eye buy direct

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@bisexualwarlord HAPPY BIRTHDAY BB

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@RNacc That’s what they’re meant for

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@bisexualwarlord Yeah u did