Samuel Ammons

Kimbo Slice is daddy 💦, don't forget to study kiddos

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We are marshalling the full power of government and society to achieve victory over the virus. Together, we will endure, we will prevail, and we will WIN! #CARESAct

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

@balenciyagga This is the quality content I come to Twitter to see

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

@_Cole_88 Glad you can lift my warmup

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

@MissJuliaz @loccdawgg @_Lizzvrd The bee’s stingers can’t pierce the hornet, so they surround it and vibrate until the hornet and the bees on the inner ring, die off overheating. It’s fucking metal

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

@richiedonald1 @sayloravaraa @KiarraSears Beautiful

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

Many of you know that I quietly talk shit about half the school throughout the day, starting this week, this will be getting systematically louder until someone beats me up

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

@reedlegacy Is that a challenge

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

What is happening https://t.co/U96vw5rr2Q

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

You kiddos don't know what net neutrality is/don't care, but you need to know that the FCC is formatting the repeal so that it will be nearly impossible to get neutrality back. No one wants to pay for Wikipedia.
Quit being fucking lame.

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

The phrase "you're doing great sweetie" makes me want to claw my own fucking eyes out js

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

To the two girls from Morton marching band who let us cut in front of them on the last ride before the ride broke, I'm sorry.

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

Tell me why we live in a world where mass shootings happen and the best the schools can come up with is shoving us in a corner

[bay @ASAPBAYLEE]

Every time I drive while it's raining I look at other people's windshield wipers as they pass to make sure I'm not being overdramatic

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

@NolanJobe Beeeeet

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

Who needs to sleep at night when you've got seven free nap hours at school?

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

@reedlegacy Leave Ethan alone

[Samuel Ammons @lemonapproved]

Cassidy is wearing a 69 jersey and she just told a boy in class she is wearing their to-do list #justgirlythings

[Meredith Iden @meredithiden]

Get you a girl who can do both