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[once and future wife geist @wife_geist]

the thing is this is also where all the canadians are

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@EchaniConsular @RevivedDrip @bubblegumbword Good for you, that’s what you communicated though. The clear interpretation is that I’m not part of the “we” group (Canadians).

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@EchaniConsular @RevivedDrip @bubblegumbword “We” because I’m Canadian bud. I know how we talk and measure things 😂.

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@RevivedDrip @EchaniConsular @bubblegumbword No we always talk about speed and fuel in km

[Meg 🇨🇦 @nut_meggy]

Katy Perry missed a golden opportunity to hard launch the relationship in a “F🍁ck Trudeau” t- shirt.

[shato @meishato]

“i asked chatgpt-” NEXT TIME DON’T. ask ME, choose ME, i can misinform you. i do it with love and affection

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@ReroSketches @lavabend Playing a gay character is not the same as turning gay 😭

[denver @deancasdenver]

destiel gay loser romcom so iconic it lasted 12 seasons and was overtaking the 2020 US presidential election

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@unhingedqueer97 This is like saying lesbian porn isn’t male centered because it’s not gay porn

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

This is one of the best tv shows I’ve ever seen and I think that everyone that hasn’t seen it should go watch it asap, literally life changing

[NEW MAIN: @hackerchick @hackerchickjail]

Her team saying he cheated his team saying he got tired of having sex with Nicole Kidman OK I know what I find more plausible, personally

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@TerriblePic @areyouawitchor2 Of course he is, he’s Turkish.

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@H0NEYFANGS Acting like there’s only one kinktober promptlist too.

[Cargo Pants Enthusiast @lemoncake206]

@cowboy_postbop Complete opposite with my parents.

[Joey⚡️ @joeygllghr]

Start popping more Tylenol ladies, this country needs more trains

[kendall @internetfairie]

ever since i was a little girl i have loved staying up really late hanging out with myself and thinking about stuff and things

[petey @peteypayless]

the US if Tylenol actually caused autism