Jared Lemon

[Timmy Hall🎙 @TimmyHallRadio]

Mike Trout will indeed be purchasing a Red Ryder carbine action 200-shot range model air rifle for Christmas in 2033.

[Grits n Football @goodbreffis]

The IPA guy is back and he’s at your bbq.

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Redditors decided to meet up in real life

It looks exactly how you would expect

[Breaking Bad Daily @BreakingBad_]

Breaking Bad without Skyler

[Drew Pavlou 🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇦🇹🇼 @DrewPavlou]

This has to go down as one of the worst decisions in World Cup history

[Emir Han @RealEmirHan]

Tom Cruise was offered the role of Edward Scissorhands before Johnny Depp.

He declined it because Burton couldn’t answer these questions Tom asked constantly:

“How does he go to the bathroom? How did he live without eating all these years?”

[keniafcb @Ratioxdelratiox]

Es el gol más bonito y mejor ejecutado que he visto nunca, imparable eh

[Aaron Nagler @AaronNagler]

We did it, everyone. We found the worst fucking take possible. Well done all around.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

ANNOUNCEMENT:

Any U.S. Citizen that wants to cheer on Belgium tonight I’ll be hosting a 9th green at 9 watch party for the match. Please dress nice. Go Belgium!

[Chris Freiman @cafreiman]

Happy 4th of July!

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Happy 250th birthday to the best country on earth! I was reading a book the other day and was struck by this paragraph. I don’t know who the author was but I thought it was brilliant and perfectly said…🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

What a moment

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Nothing more American than a big boy grilling on the roof 🇺🇸

[Lady Victoria 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @LadyVictoriaD]

Harry Kane has sent more Africans home in this World Cup than Starmer has in the last two years. 🤣🤣

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Friendly reminder to stay safe this Fourth of July weekend

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

[BREAKING] USMNT newcomer Bolarin Falogun has been added to the roster for the round of 16 game against Belgium.

[Jake “JBOY” Crain @JakeCrain_]

An open letter to everyone in Seattle:

#usmnt

[Jim Geraghty @jimgeraghty]

"But a goal will not count if a player is offsides."

"When is a player offsides?"

"Whenever anything exciting happens."

[Pub @PubWanghaf]

“Do you guys remember Peanut? Peanut the squirrel. And they killed him. Killed him like a dog. That’s who these people are. We can’t ever forget that.”

[Gavin McHugh @gavinmchughh]

Maybe the greatest American video ever filmed