Jess

one of those feminist types (she/her)

[Jess @lemonjessst]

stressed spelled backwards is desserts,
i, ofc, am both.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

instead of "sugar, spice & everything nice" i was made with "salt, defiance & extreme noncompliance"

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

bills: paid
bank account: empty
workin: again
adulting: terrible
yee: haw

[Jess @lemonjessst]

dolo 650’s entire strategy is - you can’t be sick if you’re not awake

[Shirley Carter’s Pussy @shirlpuzz]

Does everything but make music

[jynx @jynxbby]

if i text u “🪗” it means u better start acting accordingly

[diksha @facetsofshah]

LOML's BIRTHDAY LESSGOOOO

[Jess @lemonjessst]

men are given too much credit as drivers. more than half of them are terrible, it’s just that the total number is so large that the general assumption is that they’re good drivers in comparison to “bad women drivers”

[Jess @lemonjessst]

did all the NYT games of the day now what do I do

[kamo 🇿🇦 @kamogelx]

I think I’m due for a “Sundays are for lovers” type of Sunday

[… @Unkle_K]

Silly but I’ve been forcing myself to watch the entirety of long videos to reverse the damage done to my attention span lmao

[bombay bandar @bandarmoment]

one thing i’ve realised is… if u like an outfit… u should repeat it how many ever times u want. go live ur cartoon character life. instagram & capitalism want u to believe otherwise so u buy more clothes

[Jess @lemonjessst]

the fucking innate need of men to just constantly make women uncomfortable in public spaces

[Jess @lemonjessst]

instead of putting ‘works well under pressure’ in my CV I’m just going to say ‘drove a very big car on Goa’s very small roads with my dad giving me directions’

[Manthan Gupta @manthanguptaa]

startup idea: bookmyshow but where you can actually book your show

[Jess @lemonjessst]

nara smith but I made my ex a personality from scratch

[Jess @lemonjessst]

@darthdevi Bring it to mumbai 🥹🥹

[Jess @lemonjessst]

Penelope Featherington would’ve loved Reddit

[Jess @lemonjessst]

my parents have discovered please please please and love it and won’t stop playing it in the house on repeat 🤡