The Lemonlimes

Life of a fatty: Embarrassing, humiliating, and ridiculous things happen. But we wouldn't change it for anything! We love our lives:) Follow us and find out!

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

We bought a xmas tree and forgot to saw the bottom of it...#fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

Oh wait. I was signing Cher lyrics into my hair straightener and my dad caught me. Smh. #fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

Nothing too embarrassing for awhile, but after saying that something embarrassing is bound to happen. #fattylife

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Do you ever hear about embarrassing you were at the bar a few days later? ....Yeah we were those girls this weekend... #fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

Wanted to take a pic of my phone, with my phone...yeah...#fattylife and #fail

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Fell on my butt in the Qdoba Parking lot (icey out)...and 3 friends were inside laughing hysterically the whole time. #fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

@jorgemrgaga We are just kidding! We like Lemon with our beverages too!

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

@jorgemrgaga Diet Coke and Lemonlimesss in the same sentence...are you trying to tell us something that we already know!? :)

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

Went around taking crazy pictures at the bar...and stalked my crush...persistently...he still didn't notice. #fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

Guy climbed in the backseat of my car thinking we were his friends. thought we were gonna die, so screamed bloody murder. #fattylife

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Last night....#fattylife

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@revesbyseller Do you think I am fat? My one leg weighs 123... #fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

Left our ONE friend knocking on our door outside in the cold because we weren't home yet and we told we would be home #fattylife

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Left the candle burning, luckily no fire #fattylife

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I sneezed and snot got in my hair. #ladylike and #fattylife

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Only I could clog the toilet twice in one day. At least this super plunger is getting a good work out. #fattylife

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I was going to the bathroom and my pee started shooting up, instead of down. An ole' faithful of urine...gross. #fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

Neighbor induced himself as Jeff, I reply, "Nice to meet you, Travis" His response, "Actually, its Jeff." #fattylife

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

@superbonitaeli Thanks for the folllow! Retweet us, our ridic. stories of #fattylife are priceless :)

[The Lemonlimes @lemonlimesss]

@Mikaylove1 Thanks for the follow! Re-tweet us, our embarrassing stories are always a good laugh :)