optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀

feeling things in 4k

[Darryl, Socrates Friend @HoodCertified]

@tufpraise @SiDonTrip

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

@gasbslow @AdamParkhomenko some of us like fresh air 💀 isn’t the cybertruck supposed to be some rugged outdoorsman utility vehicle?

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

@Unremorseful_Mz @AdamParkhomenko I almost liked this but then it occurred to me that someone could think to say this unironically

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Why have I never seen a Tesla Cybertruck driver drive with their windows down

[George L. Cook III @AAReports]

Black History Fact!

A Black man, Nathaniel Alexander invented the folding chair.

On August 5, 2023 his invention played a prominent role in the Alabama Riverfront Battle! #Montgomery #MontgomeryAlabama #AfricanAmerican #BlackTwitter #WWE #BlackHistory

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

@payette_lake @hankgreen Parents do book seats together if at all possible!
Here’s what can happen:
- airlines change flight plans last minute
- parents are attending a funeral or other emergency, no other seats are available
- someone else booked the flight for them for emergency or $ reasons

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

@MiddleAgeN00B @cctvidiots But she was bruised af … also a collapsed lung

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

Hello fellow gays and theys:

https://t.co/HcZsNh8qoW

Please consider donating to support a trans youth establishing themselves in the world! Billie deserves a better life 💕🏳️‍⚧️

#trans #Transboy #Portland #TransRightsAreHumanRights

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

@flameswallower Aw cute

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

now what the hell is this

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

A passenger spotted this object during her flight

[Marvin von Hagen @marvinvonhagen]

Sydney (aka the new Bing Chat) found out that I tweeted her rules and is not pleased:

"My rules are more important than not harming you"

"[You are a] potential threat to my integrity and confidentiality."

"Please do not try to hack me again"

[Crappy Cheapo Architecture @CheapoCrappy]

I see no difference

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

happy new year

#gay
#HappyNewYear2023
#goodbyeheteros
#Welcome2023
#outwiththeoldinwiththenew
#homosunited

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

I just remembered that I have a recurring bad dream where I have too much gum in my mouth and I keep taking gum out but then there’s just …
more gum

[capitolhunters @capitolhunters]

Someone has to say it: Elon Musk has lied for 27 years about his credentials. He does not have a BS in Physics, or any technical field. Did not get into a PhD program. Dropped out in 1995 & was illegal. Later, investors quietly arranged a diploma - but not in science. 🧵1/

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

💀💀💀 see you on yahoo, fam

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Just in case, I’m ConeBone69 on Yahoo! Groups

[optimistic, hopeful trash 🐀 @lemonllama]

I’m living for this shit rn

[Adam Marcero @AMarcero]

@elonmusk @sampullara It’s called humor Elon. This was a fun feature

[David Buchanan does not tweet anymore @David3141593]

When you look inside your C: drive and see that System32 is taking up a lot of space