emery 🐌👻

don't think of her porous membrane/ copywriter, toddler wrangler, ghost
(she/her)

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

I had to eat cereal with a big spoon this morning so we're off to a terrible start

[detectorsoho @youmissedascot]

Writing little python scripts to run funny/dumb Twitter bots was my first leap into coding, and was so valuable for giving me exposure to APIs, scheduling, text generation, etc. I definitely wouldn’t have done it if API access hadn’t been free

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

Do you ever overhear someone talking about a piece of media you're familiar with and get the sensation that ah yes, we live in the same cinematic universe

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

The thanks giveth and the thanks taketh away

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@the_tomsters Do itttttt

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@JosephGCarson Is this...a reference to my favorite line from the 1985 masterpiece Clue: The Movie??

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

Interesting that several of the deleted songs from Inside involve living with another person and would have taken away from the overall feeling of isolation Bo hit with the final show (even if they were a more accurate representation of his life)

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@mseeburs Omg

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

You may say you have no shame, but have you ever reached the carrying-your-skis-and-sliding-on your-butt-down-a-mountain level of no shame?

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

"I'm gonna start taping my mouth shut at night so spiders don't get in."

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

a very merry who hurt you to the people who put their used gum on the edge of their soda cans

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

Who let this social media rep tweet this

[Taco Bell @tacobell]

Instead of hot chocolate, fill a mug with beans to keep you warm.

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@nihilists4jesus "Wow, these beautiful women eat so much junk food! I saw the little one take a nibble of a poptart this morning while she pretended to drink coffee out of an empty cup!"

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

When will my husband come back from LinkedIn

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@youmissedascot Finally 🙄

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

Sometimes you just need a good long cry once an hour every day

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@youmissedascot Fascinating

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@youmissedascot @HeardAtBYU It's a good thing she is so she knows to stay away from him

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@JosephGCarson

[detectorsoho @youmissedascot]

thanks for the data @redditships

https://t.co/cZn4yeFewK

[emery 🐌👻 @lemonryzest]

@maybeitsjans I've been complaining about this for two weeks!!!! Literally got honked at the other night bc the road was wet and I couldn't tell I was in the turn lane it's so dangerous