lemonsactual

im bi and my fav color is green

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

@EveNommiesApple @delphindae @bestpartofwaki1 yep that was what she said

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

@delphindae @bestpartofwaki1 in 8th grade my science teacher told us how much she hated pugs and she’d kill them all if she could

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

@deadonthe_scene im wet

[tiago @tiagozip_]

i made a map of everyone on twitter!
yes you're on there too ^w^

every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to

https://t.co/vTCg4INLNa

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

@cavempty_ i wish this life weren’t real

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

id use it to watch every single movie except Freddy Got Fingered

[mir🇵🇸🇺🇦 @Mirs_____]

if you gained time powers, and you exclusively used them to read All Books, and every time a book came up in conversation, you were like "yeah i read that", how long do we think it would take before people were like "bro what is going on why have you read everything"

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

@geovenera !!!!!!

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

Sorry, but I eat pussy loud as hell.

If you don’t like it, go to another movie theatre showing Disclosure Day (2026).

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

ive literally seen this movie 32 times

[patrick @batmanisbett3r]

a lot of you get on this app and lie

[Drew Bricks @DrewBricks]

John Cena

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

@cavempty_ i want u so baddd go knicks

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

elaine carroll did a presentation on this

[hot like piss🌱 @rockybiiitch]

First base: raw sex
Second base: telling you about my mental illness
Third base: a kiss in public
Fourth base: introducing you to my friends

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

go knicks

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

i just dont understand why people get so mad at other people being rightfully angry at elon’s net worth… youre in the same boat as us, daddy elon isnt going to see you valiantly fighting his naysayers off and give you a seat on his ship to mars

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

If ur trans you deserve to live btw

[Annabella @deadonthe_scene]

I do not care when racist people die

[lemonsactual @lemonsactual]

@geovenera hope you have fun!!

[maundering yokel @anomicca]

I would probably just split the difference and google "meal planning reddit" or something. that kind of crowdsourced knowledge generally blows my friend whose dad has cancer out of the water

[tay ! @homosexualitay]

there’s a youtube video of me when i was 10 years old rapping and i say my full name, address, and phone number, and then proceed to rhyme my last name with hitler