Lemon Slice

[Onyi🤎 @NotYourGuru_]

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[karla♟️ @kxtuitta]

Por que a gente parou de fazer camisetas com tecidos que limpavam os óculos?

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

the purpose of life is to become as calm as you possibly can

[777 @dessszn]

so sexy of me to keep going

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

When you're hot but you can't sleep without a blanket

[M @MuneneInc]

I hate how a missed work out always feels like failure to me😬

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

My pet peeve is being promised something unprovoked and the person still doesn’t deliver like I DIDNT EVEN ASK YOU

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

when i want to read my book but also watch my series and be on my phone and listen to music and

[Jay Alto @theJayAlto]

one of my favourite tweets ever tweeted

[mwari💋 @huyutut_]

@Nyarsakwa_ Please help us reshare and find our missing brother he was last seen on Tuesday driving alonh thika highway heading to meru,please contact 0110778903 with any information

[Pharaoh👳🏾‍♂️👑 @MrMekzy_]

That moment when you’re coughing in public and you’ve reached the appropriate social cough limit, now you just have to hold it in and choke to death.😞😭

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It pains me that there is probably a series out there that would totally consume me and change my life but I haven’t discovered it yet💔

[Biff @biffredeemed]

The ROI on keeping your mouth shut is extremely high

[III @SHULAGOD]

unfortunately i am highly confrontational. im addressing all weird shit or anything that dont make sense. any inconsistencies getting highlighted.

[S. @sagelovebars]

being sore from the gym or any type of exercise has to be one of the best feelings in life, fr!

[Lucas👽 @Dapsondonttrip_]

that feeling when you’re still celebrating a win and God surprises you with another one.

[Triiad ୭୭ @triiadxx]

When you can feel your period coming but it’s taking it’s sweet time<<<

[Lemon Slice @lemonsliceeeee]

@Safaricom_Care what does it take to speak to an agent?!

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

How it feels when the soda burp comes out ur nose

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41