Kelso

the OG Bird Hate brand || feeling the rain on my skin

[Kelso @LemonsMcCoy]

I hate when I'm awake for the birds.

[Kelso @LemonsMcCoy]

Pulled my groin getting freaky on the kitchen counter last night (stretching)

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@G_melia96 Had my first sidewalk slammer in years last weekend spooky how in sync we are

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Decided on ‘sexy paleontologist’ as outfit inspo for my birthday dinner and the gf is not thrilled

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I’m a brandy melville girl

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Wearing her brandy melville shirt on my walk of shame

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Headed to the corner store for chocolate, strawberries, and dick pills

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It’s a point of pride to be the drunkest person boarding an airplane

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*friend group picks up basketball in their late 20s / early 30s

Knee surgeons:

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Asking my cat the tough questions: how does he get so much tummy in his tummy?

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Going to an off broadway play tonight I’m gonna dress like a freak

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Got hit with ‘good effort’ in the chat I’m never playing again

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Pulling up to my first req league game in a shooting sleeve. I have never played basketball.

[Kelso @LemonsMcCoy]

Shit is broken I didn’t hit a single shot

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

doing 5 push ups in my room. My future gf will thank me for putting in the work. Physical perfection, people. Today is a No eating day

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Spending $500 on shoes this week I’m just like my girl fr

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Looking at street east makes me want to kms

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Moving my gua sha from the bathroom counter to to my work desk so that I can smooth out my forehead when coworkers say dumb shit during meetings

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Me the queen’s horse
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Fuck birds

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@NicoleT49782089 Go find one then

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@G_melia96 $300 fixes that tastefully